If I were on a tv show with weird, obsessed fans, I wouldn't want to troll the internet to see what people were saying about me, but then, totally accidently, I constantly would because I'm kind of weak that way.
"Yeah?!" he said, with such over-the-top hope in his voice that I couldn't help snickering into his neck.
"Give me something else."
*snicker* Damn, Myrna, there are only so many ways to say "this rocks," you know. Unless I start picking up other languages. Ooooh, LotR fandom is about to pick up again, maybe I'll see if I can learn "this rocks" in one of the Elvish languages. Or more than one. For variety.
Christ, I oughta just get in my car, head south, and keep driving 'til I hit water.
So instead, I will segue and mention the highschool friend with the really bad direction sense. Really bad. Whenever she got lost she'd somehow wind up driving south and yeah, the Gulf is like Right There. She got lost on campus looking for my dorm and called me from a payphone near the Cullen fountain. "Where are you?" "I don't know, but I found water!"
I'm so hopeless when it comes to directions! I blame left-handedness because when you say "right" I think you mean for me to go left. And when I say "left," I mean for you to go right.
I don't get lost so much as I get other people lost.
This conversation happens a lot when I'm riding with people:
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That was one of my favourite lines from tumour!fic.
This is so cute!!
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Makes my day when you post
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"Give me something else."
*snicker* Damn, Myrna, there are only so many ways to say "this rocks," you know. Unless I start picking up other languages. Ooooh, LotR fandom is about to pick up again, maybe I'll see if I can learn "this rocks" in one of the Elvish languages. Or more than one. For variety.
Christ, I oughta just get in my car, head south, and keep driving 'til I hit water.
So instead, I will segue and mention the highschool friend with the really bad direction sense. Really bad. Whenever she got lost she'd somehow wind up driving south and yeah, the Gulf is like Right There. She got lost on campus looking for my dorm and called me from a payphone near the Cullen fountain. "Where are you?" "I don't know, but I found water!"
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I'm so hopeless when it comes to directions! I blame left-handedness because when you say "right" I think you mean for me to go left. And when I say "left," I mean for you to go right.
I don't get lost so much as I get other people lost.
This conversation happens a lot when I'm riding with people:
Me: Turn right here.
Other: happily whistling
Me: What the hell are you doing?
Other: I'm turning right. You said to turn right.
Me: I meant left! You know I meant left!
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I just want to say that I love all your work. I haven't commented before because I'm a bit shy, but I'm so glad I found you on lj.
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