I am a real human I swear, that is like so true, I am so not even remotely fictional.
heliadelphinus says I may give fictional lap-dances? maybe so, maybe so. But maybe not. This is a test. one two three doot doot doot la di da
my name is Emily I am twenty-one but nearly twenty-two I like everybody I am from the Northwest I am largely unemployed I like red wine and writing about people doing nothing and I sing on key most of the time but I have trouble not wandering into jazzland and getting all slinky, whoops, someone get me a piano to lounge on
I'm afraid of listening to messages on my phone, I like things that are ancient and Greek and invented
I'm constructing a dubious fucking multiverse in my spare time that started with the memory of a jar filled with big and unappetizing jelly beans
um
yeah.
I will probably delete this later but in the meantime, hello. ♥