soul-destroying.
HOW COULD PEOPLE MAKE THE WRONG CHOICE HERE? I do not understand. GO PENGUINS GO. I am in equal parts having too many positive feelings about Geno with real-life penguins and having too many negative feelings because I have never actually touched a real-life penguin and I AM SEETHING WITH JEALOUSY. Why do I have to make things so difficult for myself? It's like I do not enjoy happiness or something.
I am 100% delighted by the fact that whenever I tumblrvortex penguins, the results are randomly split between hockey dudes and adorable real-life penguins. THIS IS SO SOUL-WARMING. For example:
Two penguins holding hands:
Three Penguins hugging:
DELIGHTFUL, ISN'T IT?
Anyway, I have been without constant Internet access for approximately ten lifetimes and I am feeling pretty soul-destroyed as a consequence of being unable to watch any sort of video on my terrible iPhone with my terrible data plan. How am I supposed to watch game highlights? How am I supposed to stay up until 4:40am to watch hockey games with my hockeybros? How am I supposed to feed my Katy Perry youtube addiction? This is terrible. TERRIBLE. My sources tell me that the Internet elves are going to come next week or something like that, but I do not know. I DO NOT KNOW. I have learned my lesson: I do not need to hope and hope and then have my hopes destroyed with the taste of my own tears and despair. (#bringbacktazer)
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