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the retelling of last night's dream, starring brian biciocchi:
Brendans on FIRE: okay, we were in a car, and you were driving, and it was heavy traffic, and some bitches were trying to merge in front of us
Brendans on FIRE: and they were screaming at us becuase they couldnt do it becuase, of course, you didnt let them
Brendans on FIRE: and they went "i just want to merge!"
Brendans on FIRE: and i said, for some reason, "i do believe you're 100% of a bitch."
Brendans on FIRE: and you pulled out a SACK of tomatoes, and you threw them all within like two seconds
Brendans on FIRE: and you sprayed them with tomatoes and it was so weird
Brendans on FIRE: and then you pulled out the stick that holding another g.irl's geisha hair up
Brendans on FIRE: and you threw it at them
Brendans on FIRE: and it went through one of their heads
Brendans on FIRE: and you just kept telling them to suck your box and even when there was absolutely no traffic, you were still sitting there
Brendans on FIRE: and then finally, you just threw this giant moss colored sphere at them labeled "DAR4"
Brendans on FIRE: and they sort of burned and melted and everyone cheers.
Brendans on FIRE: okay, we were in a car, and you were driving, and it was heavy traffic, and some bitches were trying to merge in front of us
Brendans on FIRE: and they were screaming at us becuase they couldnt do it becuase, of course, you didnt let them
Brendans on FIRE: and they went "i just want to merge!"
Brendans on FIRE: and i said, for some reason, "i do believe you're 100% of a bitch."
Brendans on FIRE: and you pulled out a SACK of tomatoes, and you threw them all within like two seconds
Brendans on FIRE: and you sprayed them with tomatoes and it was so weird
Brendans on FIRE: and then you pulled out the stick that holding another g.irl's geisha hair up
Brendans on FIRE: and you threw it at them
Brendans on FIRE: and it went through one of their heads
Brendans on FIRE: and you just kept telling them to suck your box and even when there was absolutely no traffic, you were still sitting there
Brendans on FIRE: and then finally, you just threw this giant moss colored sphere at them labeled "DAR4"
Brendans on FIRE: and they sort of burned and melted and everyone cheers.