Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet, condensed with gchat images

[myrafur]

I just wrote this out in an email for reallycorking , and I wanted to save it, here. XD I don't even know if it's accurate, anymore. BUT HERE!

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So, it's like this:

Romeo
sees Juliet
and he's all
, and she's like
, and then he's all
and she's like
, and then he's like
and then she's like
and then:






and then she's all
"I'm a Capulet!" and he's all
"But I'm a Montague!"

and then Tybalt is all like
and Romeo is like
and Tybalt goes
to Mercutio, who promptly goes
and Romeo's all
and goes
to Tybalt, and then he's like
, too, which makes Romeo go

So, he runs to Juliet, and she's like
but then there's more





and then he's all
  but they have to
, and then they go
"
MARRIAGE IS FUN
" and
get hitched.

But she's all "I gots to go back
, and he's all
*exiled*" and so she goes
.

And then, they're all like "YOU WILL STAY

" and she's like "OMG NO I KILLS ME WITH THIS POIZN
NOM NOM" and then dies
butnotreally
... but Romeo doesn't get that last part, and he's all


and goes running back  and he finds her, and she's all
and he's like "CAN'T LIVE IF LIVING IS WITHOUT YOUUU"
*noms poizn*

Meanwhile, Juliet's just
waking up from her ambien, and Romeo's like
and, again, says "

" and she's like
"LOLOL PWN JOO" and he's like
"BUT THE POIZN. I EATED IT" and she's like
and he's like
and then she's like
, so she fishes out his
and stabs herself, effectively rekilling herself.


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