its only been 118 weeks since I've updated?
Yeah I guess it has been a long time since my last post was me having the baby and she is in school now!
Basically I am just procrastinating because I don't want to do homework
Since Chelsea got bariatric surgery it seems like I have been seeing more and more commercials about it. They are all something to the tune of: I want to lose the weight because ___________
then the actors fill in the blanks. Chelsea said she was gunna tell her doctors she wanted to lose the weight so she could do porn and I thought that was a lovely idea!
So I have been thinking of good "fill in the blanks"
I want to lose the weight because ___________
Too many men are required for the Bukakke scene.
I've lost my feet and while I suspect they are still there I haven't seen them in ages!
I have a spare $18,000.
Its too hard to masturbate around all this girth!
I was sunbathing and some whale conservationists tried to roll me back into the water.
Extra weight cuts down on gas mileage and its too expensive as it is.
I want to compete on Ninja Warrior!
I need to lube the door jams to move from room to room!!!
I'm sure I can think of more but I should really get to work
feel free to add to my ideas
This is from Trav:
the director always shouts "lights, camera, roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot!"
This is from Jared:
because George Lucas sued me for copyright infringement for resemblance to Jabba the Hut?
Basically I am just procrastinating because I don't want to do homework
Since Chelsea got bariatric surgery it seems like I have been seeing more and more commercials about it. They are all something to the tune of: I want to lose the weight because ___________
then the actors fill in the blanks. Chelsea said she was gunna tell her doctors she wanted to lose the weight so she could do porn and I thought that was a lovely idea!
So I have been thinking of good "fill in the blanks"
I want to lose the weight because ___________
Too many men are required for the Bukakke scene.
I've lost my feet and while I suspect they are still there I haven't seen them in ages!
I have a spare $18,000.
Its too hard to masturbate around all this girth!
I was sunbathing and some whale conservationists tried to roll me back into the water.
Extra weight cuts down on gas mileage and its too expensive as it is.
I want to compete on Ninja Warrior!
I need to lube the door jams to move from room to room!!!
I'm sure I can think of more but I should really get to work
feel free to add to my ideas
This is from Trav:
the director always shouts "lights, camera, roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot!"
This is from Jared:
because George Lucas sued me for copyright infringement for resemblance to Jabba the Hut?