It's articles like
this that make me feel totally alien, but I'm sure they're designed to make readers uncomfortable with their one-size-fits-all fashion advice.
Not only am I not going to notice my date's shoes, or any dirt or scuff marks on them, I may not even see him. S. texted me this afternoon. It read: "Where's Waldo?" We agreed to meet for lunch at the market downtown and I apparently was staring right past him and looking around for about 5 minutes.
*shakes head*