mmmmmm...my tofu tastes like people....
In one of the less harmful but more stupid things they have done, PETA suggests a new, not quite vegetarian, product - CloFu - Tofu mixed with George Clooney's sweat: http://environment.about.com/b/2009/03/13/peta-suggets-mixing-george-clooney-sweat-with-tofu-to-help-animals.htm