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You're a "Kinky Fuck".
You're all about role play.
You wanna be the one giving daily "check ups" or being the naughty school girl.
But you also like a man to please you and treat you good.
What Kind of Fuck Are You?
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I don't know why I'm even posting. it took quite a hit in august when the wrong folk found it. to be honest, twice a week is the best we've got lately. busy busy children. resentment and heavy future-talk shit. too much pressure. ruins the sex life. plus, i been having health problems. lemmie tell you, PMS is a major health problem. I never should have quit an anti-depressant that didn't touch my sex drive. the natural depression is half as bad as prozac.
but anyway. we did this anal sex thing? my third try ever...kind of a relationship killer actually, my last 2 boyfriends hurt horribly. i never forgave one, and the other was just another oiled hiccup in a loooong downward slide of affection. he was so good, i couldn't believe how much it hurt. i guess we just didn't know better. so this time i got an education. and a plug. and we've been working up to it for months. MONTHS. and hey :) I relaxed; after coming my brains out in a 69 where all he did besides lick my clit in that special way and ruthlessly fuck my face was move that plug in and out. It was an odd orgasm. my stomach felt strange, if you can believe that. mouth and cunt and ass sensory overload...i kind of lost conciousness of my torso. no, I actually wasn't high on a saturday morning, for a change. and all tied up and played with (christ my nipples are getting hard) and loved and hurt so carefully..
aside; its not really brutal face-fucking. I like the idea of careless abandon, of being banged away at hedonistically, but the choking and spluttering and heaving that goes along with the reality really throws me off and dries me up. suddenly i'm spending all my energy trying not to bite his cock off while my body goes into drowning panic. the best way to do that is to get it out of my clenching mouth. chrit, now i can smell my cunt. i guess i'm going to make good use of my alone time :)
pleasantly losing my train of thought here..
oh right. so he fucked me in the ass. "I think I'm going to fuck you in the ass now"
"good luck" i say. all woozy from the tied ankles and the vigorous cunt-fucking i had just recieved. "good luck?" he says. I hear disbelief in his voice, like. 'you're mistaken. I'm definitely getting my cock in your ass. it is you who needs luck.' and i know i do. close eyes, deep breaths, happy place, anywhere but here and certianly not scared.
as he gets it in i spasm. just a flutter this time. i catch my breath and manage to keep it a flutter and not a hard, sphincter-jamming anus cramp. "lightly lightly i float with no gripping anything" i thought. and i totally flopped. arms, head, legs (with tied ankles) belly, cunt, let my mouth hang open and kept my eyes closed. he rocked gently back and forth. it was almost lulling me to sleep. cautiously i let myself know what was happening to my ass. i was frankly suprised to find it painless and...blossimimg into pleasant. I could see the beginnings of something to chase here. a warm and silky flush of feeling. that horrible pulsing cramp that i remember was colored pastel. there was no tearing white or the taste of blood....bad anal sex was truly agonizing. this was not. i cried a little after it was over. relief, and a little poison memory.
he said he was proud of me, I guess in a way that puzzled him. I was pathetically grateful and thrilled. later i text messaged my friend who loves it that way: "i took it in the ass! :D" i felt so dirty and sophisticated (never had a cell before).
still all wet. best retire to the bed with my giant erotica book. i love the one about the unrestrained drug induced televised orgy. it has a chimpanzee in it :)
so some days later i told him that it officially made him the best lover i ever had. and he said "hey! i'm 4 for 4!" probably not the best thing he could have said, since 3&4 were on their way over to watch movies..hmph. though if he thought about it; he must have had some stiff competition if it took him 2+ years to get the best in show trophy. he'd nailed it in several categories right off the bat. :P
aaaand one more thing. it looks like i'll be eating off the floor soon. i licked the popcorn bowl and he said it was sexy. i like to eat popcorn that way because it sticks to my tongue. i remember he wanted to make me eat off the floor when we first met; i think i can get behind that now. anything to break us out of "twice a week if we're lucky." soon it will be hot again! soon! and i will not be so cold and loathe to be naked. its so hard to wield a massive massager beneath a down comforter.