Just had to add this..
"i dreamed at some point that you changed your info. you put a quote in from a friend that said about how 'nikki, it sounds a lot better now that you constantly talk about 'mr. barner' instead of whatever his screenname is. it makes it sound more like you're in love with a professional person of some kind instead of a fucktard wearing funny clothes.' or something like that. i can't remember the actual wording. i don't really know anything more about it, except you were saying that you really liked that i couldn't get used to the kids calling me 'mr. barner' "
-Chris
People seriously have weird dreams.