Another bastard...
Someone's trying to mess with me again. But I stayed calm, just like I have with everyone who's wanted to fight me lately. I owe too much to my God and my friends to throw it all away to my violent side. The name Kurtis came from his member directory, which I happened to stumble on thanks to Sara.
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burningofatlanta: Aye.
xNoLeafClover5x: Do I uh, know you?
burningofatlanta: You've known me since middle school.
xNoLeafClover5x: I have?
burningofatlanta: Yes you have. You should know who this is.
xNoLeafClover5x: I should? Because I don't have much to judge on who it is.
burningofatlanta: We used to hang out every day after school.
xNoLeafClover5x: Chris Genet?
burningofatlanta: No.
burningofatlanta: Try again.
xNoLeafClover5x: You sure you're dialing the right number?
burningofatlanta: Hahaha. Yes I am.
xNoLeafClover5x: Chris Oathout? Nah, he's more illiterate. John Smith?
burningofatlanta: DING DING DING.
xNoLeafClover5x: WTF mate!?
burningofatlanta: Good job. It only took you three guesses.
xNoLeafClover5x: I knew it all along. I was just making you think I didn't know. It's reverse psychology, or something.
burningofatlanta: Yeah. Sure you were.
xNoLeafClover5x: How the asscrack did you get this name?
burningofatlanta: I had a few friends pull a few strings. Actually, I found you on Live Journal. I knew it had to be you.
xNoLeafClover5x: And why are you immolizing the capital of Georgia?
xNoLeafClover5x: I mean, granted, they and their peaches need to die.
xNoLeafClover5x: But that doesn't make it right!
burningofatlanta: Go there. You'll see what I have.
xNoLeafClover5x: Peaches?
burningofatlanta: Other than peaches.
xNoLeafClover5x: BLACK PEOPLE!?!?
burningofatlanta: Hahaha. No no no.
xNoLeafClover5x: Well damn, there's nothing else in Georgia except peaches and black people, so, I think you need to lay off the weed.
xNoLeafClover5x: Yo, I saw you and Perry walking toward each other the other day.
xNoLeafClover5x: I was driving by that road that leads to Mc. Donalds and stuff, Perry was walking toward town, you were walking on the same sidewalk away from it.
burningofatlanta: I don't smoke weed. I actually started coke.
xNoLeafClover5x: I was like, collision course.
xNoLeafClover5x: You put the lime in the coke you nut and shake it all up.
burningofatlanta: God, I hate that one. Not that type of coke
...you nut. Cocaine.
xNoLeafClover5x: Why?
burningofatlanta: I've been going through some major issues lately. It keeps me calm.
xNoLeafClover5x: Oh, okay.
xNoLeafClover5x: Wait, are you really John?
burningofatlanta: It's not. Don't ever do it.
burningofatlanta: Of course I am! Can't you recognize me!?
xNoLeafClover5x: How many fingers am I holding up?
burningofatlanta: Uhm. 5.
xNoLeafClover5x: 11. Ha I win.
burningofatlanta: Damn. You got me...My life is a lie.
xNoLeafClover5x: It's all the Matrix.
burningofatlanta: You should come over sometime. I'm having a party soon.
xNoLeafClover5x: That'd be random lol.
xNoLeafClover5x: I haven't talked to you since...SATs.
burningofatlanta: But fun nonetheless.
xNoLeafClover5x: What, is it your birthday or just random?
burningofatlanta: Random.
xNoLeafClover5x: Cool.
burningofatlanta: There's going to be a lot of great guys and gals there.
xNoLeafClover5x: Like whi?
xNoLeafClover5x: *who?
burningofatlanta: People I just recently met. I don't know if you know them: Harry Arnold, Mark Snodgrass, Kristen Snodgrass, Joe Perdue (he's hilarious), Jesse Lester, etc., etc.
xNoLeafClover5x: Anyone from around here?
burningofatlanta: Nope.
xNoLeafClover5x: O_o
burningofatlanta: It's weird, I know, but it will be great.
xNoLeafClover5x: Why, what happened to the people you normally partied with. At erm, your sister's parties?
burningofatlanta: This is kind of a private party.
xNoLeafClover5x: Hmm..
xNoLeafClover5x: Hey, what's your LJ, I'll add you to my friends?
burningofatlanta: It's BYOCAC, too.
burningofatlanta: I don't have an LJ. I was on Jesse Lester's.
xNoLeafClover5x: Okay.
burningofatlanta: I'm thinking about getting one though. Are they free?
xNoLeafClover5x: Yeah, actually.
burningofatlanta: Anyway, this party is going to be a little wild.
burningofatlanta: I want to see if you're up for it first.
xNoLeafClover5x: Oh?
burningofatlanta: If everything works out right, by the end of the night, it should be a good orgy.
xNoLeafClover5x: John, who did we have for English class in 7th grade?
xNoLeafClover5x: I was trying to figure that out.
burningofatlanta: No, you're trying to find out if it's the real me.
xNoLeafClover5x: Because it isn't, right?
burningofatlanta: Just accept that I've changed.
burningofatlanta: Yes it is.
burningofatlanta: God, you won't believe me.
xNoLeafClover5x: It's tough sometimes..
xNoLeafClover5x: I have a lot of people who would try to set me up.
burningofatlanta: This is why no one from here is invited. They don't understand anymore.
xNoLeafClover5x: Well, you remember Greg, from Megans parties and stuff?
burningofatlanta: I can't recall.
xNoLeafClover5x: How can't you, you and your friends hated him?
burningofatlanta: Still can't recall. Greg who?
xNoLeafClover5x: Lewis?
burningofatlanta: Lewis?
xNoLeafClover5x: Yes.
burningofatlanta: I still can't recall. What did he look like again?
xNoLeafClover5x: Meh, forget it...
burningofatlanta: Alright.
burningofatlanta: So are you up for an orgy or are you going to bail like so many others have on me?
xNoLeafClover5x: I wouldn't bail on you but the thing is, I'm not single anymore.
burningofatlanta: They can come also.
xNoLeafClover5x: Dude, her and I don't even have sex yet. She's not that kind of girl.
burningofatlanta: Then don't let her know about it.
burningofatlanta: C'mon, it's going to be great.
xNoLeafClover5x: It's a tempting offer, but I can't do it. I'm just not that kind of guy anymore.
burningofatlanta: Is it that or are you trying to let me down easy?
xNoLeafClover5x: Nah, I'm just faithful.
xNoLeafClover5x: Not the man I used to be.
burningofatlanta: I know what's going on. You just don't want to hang around me anymore. Orgy's too sick for you?
xNoLeafClover5x: Dude, we didn't hang around that much after junior high anyway?
xNoLeafClover5x: Not too sick for me, I used to be a pretty sick kid. You remember.
burningofatlanta: Y'know, I thought you would understand. I even thought we could do a little action on each other, but I guess not. It's too sick.
xNoLeafClover5x: I'm not bisexual.
burningofatlanta: It's an orgy. Accidents happen.
xNoLeafClover5x: I'm not the kind of guy you want to have an accident with.
burningofatlanta: Yes you are. I am attracted to you. You're a very handsome man.
burningofatlanta: But it's too gross for you to handle.
burningofatlanta: I can't believe you're judging me like that.
xNoLeafClover5x: I can't believe you're claiming I am.
burningofatlanta: You know you are.
xNoLeafClover5x: You might be just assuming too much.
burningofatlanta: I'm not assuming too much. I know this.
burningofatlanta: You're lucky I don't kick your ass now.
burningofatlanta: Tell anyone about my sexuality, I'll kill you.
xNoLeafClover5x: Kurtis, why are you posing as one of my old friends?
burningofatlanta: Who the fuck is Kurtis?
xNoLeafClover5x: I'd like to know myself.
burningofatlanta: I guess you don't remember me either.
xNoLeafClover5x: Can't say I do.
burningofatlanta: You've tortured me ever since jr. high.
xNoLeafClover5x: I've never talked to you since Jr. High.
burningofatlanta: No fuck you, nigga. You hated my guts.
xNoLeafClover5x: Okay, whoever you are, you do a really poor job impersonating people.
burningofatlanta: And you do a really hard job of covering up your sexuality.
xNoLeafClover5x: Why thanks, I'm glad I was a hard nut to crack. But who are you and why are you IMing me?
burningofatlanta: I am your worst enemy.
xNoLeafClover5x: Strange, I'd think my worst enemy would be a little less cowardly than to hide behind an IM screen and a false name.
burningofatlanta: You know what, I like you. You feel the same about people like me as I do.
xNoLeafClover5x: I'm glad. I'm not trying to make enemies.
burningofatlanta: Neither am I.
xNoLeafClover5x: So what are you trying to do then?
burningofatlanta: I'm trying to make you realize you have a sexuality problem.
burningofatlanta: It's ok to be a homosexual.
burningofatlanta: No one's going to care. Love is love.
xNoLeafClover5x: I'm not...?
burningofatlanta: Oh. Then my work is done.
xNoLeafClover5x: ...?
burningofatlanta: Same time tomorrow?
xNoLeafClover5x: Who is this?
burningofatlanta: The profile is a fake.
xNoLeafClover5x: On a different note, who am I?
burningofatlanta: You are a homosexual.
xNoLeafClover5x: Ironically, you're the one acting like you are. Funny how that works out.
burningofatlanta: I am homosexual.
burningofatlanta: Are you making fun of my sexuality prefrences?
xNoLeafClover5x: No, but you're acting pretty gay.
burningofatlanta: That's prejudice.
burningofatlanta: And hurtful.
xNoLeafClover5x: Prejudice is natural. Without prejudice, there would be no individuality.
burningofatlanta: Don't make me cut my arms with your bullshit.
xNoLeafClover5x: Go ahead. Threatening with suicide isn't exactly going to get you anywhere.
burningofatlanta: It'll get me in your pants.
xNoLeafClover5x: There's no room in there for you.
burningofatlanta: Cocky aren't we?
xNoLeafClover5x: Cocky is right. Nice word choice.
burningofatlanta: I try.
burningofatlanta: Those who brag are those who have nothing to talk about.
xNoLeafClover5x: Those who talk without a purpose are those with nothing better to do.
xNoLeafClover5x: So unless you have something you're getting at here, why don't you find something better to do?
burningofatlanta: You're right, I have nothing better to do at the moment.
xNoLeafClover5x: Apparently.
burningofatlanta: Very apparently.
burningofatlanta: It's either this, or go blind.
xNoLeafClover5x: Well at least one of the choices will get you somewhere.
xNoLeafClover5x: And it isn't talking to me.
xNoLeafClover5x: Unless you're going to clue me in on what you want?
xNoLeafClover5x: Well Kurtis, it's been interesting, but I'm heading off. If you want to clue me in on who you are and what you want, be sure to let me know, okay? See ya.
~~~
burningofatlanta: Aye.
xNoLeafClover5x: Do I uh, know you?
burningofatlanta: You've known me since middle school.
xNoLeafClover5x: I have?
burningofatlanta: Yes you have. You should know who this is.
xNoLeafClover5x: I should? Because I don't have much to judge on who it is.
burningofatlanta: We used to hang out every day after school.
xNoLeafClover5x: Chris Genet?
burningofatlanta: No.
burningofatlanta: Try again.
xNoLeafClover5x: You sure you're dialing the right number?
burningofatlanta: Hahaha. Yes I am.
xNoLeafClover5x: Chris Oathout? Nah, he's more illiterate. John Smith?
burningofatlanta: DING DING DING.
xNoLeafClover5x: WTF mate!?
burningofatlanta: Good job. It only took you three guesses.
xNoLeafClover5x: I knew it all along. I was just making you think I didn't know. It's reverse psychology, or something.
burningofatlanta: Yeah. Sure you were.
xNoLeafClover5x: How the asscrack did you get this name?
burningofatlanta: I had a few friends pull a few strings. Actually, I found you on Live Journal. I knew it had to be you.
xNoLeafClover5x: And why are you immolizing the capital of Georgia?
xNoLeafClover5x: I mean, granted, they and their peaches need to die.
xNoLeafClover5x: But that doesn't make it right!
burningofatlanta: Go there. You'll see what I have.
xNoLeafClover5x: Peaches?
burningofatlanta: Other than peaches.
xNoLeafClover5x: BLACK PEOPLE!?!?
burningofatlanta: Hahaha. No no no.
xNoLeafClover5x: Well damn, there's nothing else in Georgia except peaches and black people, so, I think you need to lay off the weed.
xNoLeafClover5x: Yo, I saw you and Perry walking toward each other the other day.
xNoLeafClover5x: I was driving by that road that leads to Mc. Donalds and stuff, Perry was walking toward town, you were walking on the same sidewalk away from it.
burningofatlanta: I don't smoke weed. I actually started coke.
xNoLeafClover5x: I was like, collision course.
xNoLeafClover5x: You put the lime in the coke you nut and shake it all up.
burningofatlanta: God, I hate that one. Not that type of coke
...you nut. Cocaine.
xNoLeafClover5x: Why?
burningofatlanta: I've been going through some major issues lately. It keeps me calm.
xNoLeafClover5x: Oh, okay.
xNoLeafClover5x: Wait, are you really John?
burningofatlanta: It's not. Don't ever do it.
burningofatlanta: Of course I am! Can't you recognize me!?
xNoLeafClover5x: How many fingers am I holding up?
burningofatlanta: Uhm. 5.
xNoLeafClover5x: 11. Ha I win.
burningofatlanta: Damn. You got me...My life is a lie.
xNoLeafClover5x: It's all the Matrix.
burningofatlanta: You should come over sometime. I'm having a party soon.
xNoLeafClover5x: That'd be random lol.
xNoLeafClover5x: I haven't talked to you since...SATs.
burningofatlanta: But fun nonetheless.
xNoLeafClover5x: What, is it your birthday or just random?
burningofatlanta: Random.
xNoLeafClover5x: Cool.
burningofatlanta: There's going to be a lot of great guys and gals there.
xNoLeafClover5x: Like whi?
xNoLeafClover5x: *who?
burningofatlanta: People I just recently met. I don't know if you know them: Harry Arnold, Mark Snodgrass, Kristen Snodgrass, Joe Perdue (he's hilarious), Jesse Lester, etc., etc.
xNoLeafClover5x: Anyone from around here?
burningofatlanta: Nope.
xNoLeafClover5x: O_o
burningofatlanta: It's weird, I know, but it will be great.
xNoLeafClover5x: Why, what happened to the people you normally partied with. At erm, your sister's parties?
burningofatlanta: This is kind of a private party.
xNoLeafClover5x: Hmm..
xNoLeafClover5x: Hey, what's your LJ, I'll add you to my friends?
burningofatlanta: It's BYOCAC, too.
burningofatlanta: I don't have an LJ. I was on Jesse Lester's.
xNoLeafClover5x: Okay.
burningofatlanta: I'm thinking about getting one though. Are they free?
xNoLeafClover5x: Yeah, actually.
burningofatlanta: Anyway, this party is going to be a little wild.
burningofatlanta: I want to see if you're up for it first.
xNoLeafClover5x: Oh?
burningofatlanta: If everything works out right, by the end of the night, it should be a good orgy.
xNoLeafClover5x: John, who did we have for English class in 7th grade?
xNoLeafClover5x: I was trying to figure that out.
burningofatlanta: No, you're trying to find out if it's the real me.
xNoLeafClover5x: Because it isn't, right?
burningofatlanta: Just accept that I've changed.
burningofatlanta: Yes it is.
burningofatlanta: God, you won't believe me.
xNoLeafClover5x: It's tough sometimes..
xNoLeafClover5x: I have a lot of people who would try to set me up.
burningofatlanta: This is why no one from here is invited. They don't understand anymore.
xNoLeafClover5x: Well, you remember Greg, from Megans parties and stuff?
burningofatlanta: I can't recall.
xNoLeafClover5x: How can't you, you and your friends hated him?
burningofatlanta: Still can't recall. Greg who?
xNoLeafClover5x: Lewis?
burningofatlanta: Lewis?
xNoLeafClover5x: Yes.
burningofatlanta: I still can't recall. What did he look like again?
xNoLeafClover5x: Meh, forget it...
burningofatlanta: Alright.
burningofatlanta: So are you up for an orgy or are you going to bail like so many others have on me?
xNoLeafClover5x: I wouldn't bail on you but the thing is, I'm not single anymore.
burningofatlanta: They can come also.
xNoLeafClover5x: Dude, her and I don't even have sex yet. She's not that kind of girl.
burningofatlanta: Then don't let her know about it.
burningofatlanta: C'mon, it's going to be great.
xNoLeafClover5x: It's a tempting offer, but I can't do it. I'm just not that kind of guy anymore.
burningofatlanta: Is it that or are you trying to let me down easy?
xNoLeafClover5x: Nah, I'm just faithful.
xNoLeafClover5x: Not the man I used to be.
burningofatlanta: I know what's going on. You just don't want to hang around me anymore. Orgy's too sick for you?
xNoLeafClover5x: Dude, we didn't hang around that much after junior high anyway?
xNoLeafClover5x: Not too sick for me, I used to be a pretty sick kid. You remember.
burningofatlanta: Y'know, I thought you would understand. I even thought we could do a little action on each other, but I guess not. It's too sick.
xNoLeafClover5x: I'm not bisexual.
burningofatlanta: It's an orgy. Accidents happen.
xNoLeafClover5x: I'm not the kind of guy you want to have an accident with.
burningofatlanta: Yes you are. I am attracted to you. You're a very handsome man.
burningofatlanta: But it's too gross for you to handle.
burningofatlanta: I can't believe you're judging me like that.
xNoLeafClover5x: I can't believe you're claiming I am.
burningofatlanta: You know you are.
xNoLeafClover5x: You might be just assuming too much.
burningofatlanta: I'm not assuming too much. I know this.
burningofatlanta: You're lucky I don't kick your ass now.
burningofatlanta: Tell anyone about my sexuality, I'll kill you.
xNoLeafClover5x: Kurtis, why are you posing as one of my old friends?
burningofatlanta: Who the fuck is Kurtis?
xNoLeafClover5x: I'd like to know myself.
burningofatlanta: I guess you don't remember me either.
xNoLeafClover5x: Can't say I do.
burningofatlanta: You've tortured me ever since jr. high.
xNoLeafClover5x: I've never talked to you since Jr. High.
burningofatlanta: No fuck you, nigga. You hated my guts.
xNoLeafClover5x: Okay, whoever you are, you do a really poor job impersonating people.
burningofatlanta: And you do a really hard job of covering up your sexuality.
xNoLeafClover5x: Why thanks, I'm glad I was a hard nut to crack. But who are you and why are you IMing me?
burningofatlanta: I am your worst enemy.
xNoLeafClover5x: Strange, I'd think my worst enemy would be a little less cowardly than to hide behind an IM screen and a false name.
burningofatlanta: You know what, I like you. You feel the same about people like me as I do.
xNoLeafClover5x: I'm glad. I'm not trying to make enemies.
burningofatlanta: Neither am I.
xNoLeafClover5x: So what are you trying to do then?
burningofatlanta: I'm trying to make you realize you have a sexuality problem.
burningofatlanta: It's ok to be a homosexual.
burningofatlanta: No one's going to care. Love is love.
xNoLeafClover5x: I'm not...?
burningofatlanta: Oh. Then my work is done.
xNoLeafClover5x: ...?
burningofatlanta: Same time tomorrow?
xNoLeafClover5x: Who is this?
burningofatlanta: The profile is a fake.
xNoLeafClover5x: On a different note, who am I?
burningofatlanta: You are a homosexual.
xNoLeafClover5x: Ironically, you're the one acting like you are. Funny how that works out.
burningofatlanta: I am homosexual.
burningofatlanta: Are you making fun of my sexuality prefrences?
xNoLeafClover5x: No, but you're acting pretty gay.
burningofatlanta: That's prejudice.
burningofatlanta: And hurtful.
xNoLeafClover5x: Prejudice is natural. Without prejudice, there would be no individuality.
burningofatlanta: Don't make me cut my arms with your bullshit.
xNoLeafClover5x: Go ahead. Threatening with suicide isn't exactly going to get you anywhere.
burningofatlanta: It'll get me in your pants.
xNoLeafClover5x: There's no room in there for you.
burningofatlanta: Cocky aren't we?
xNoLeafClover5x: Cocky is right. Nice word choice.
burningofatlanta: I try.
burningofatlanta: Those who brag are those who have nothing to talk about.
xNoLeafClover5x: Those who talk without a purpose are those with nothing better to do.
xNoLeafClover5x: So unless you have something you're getting at here, why don't you find something better to do?
burningofatlanta: You're right, I have nothing better to do at the moment.
xNoLeafClover5x: Apparently.
burningofatlanta: Very apparently.
burningofatlanta: It's either this, or go blind.
xNoLeafClover5x: Well at least one of the choices will get you somewhere.
xNoLeafClover5x: And it isn't talking to me.
xNoLeafClover5x: Unless you're going to clue me in on what you want?
xNoLeafClover5x: Well Kurtis, it's been interesting, but I'm heading off. If you want to clue me in on who you are and what you want, be sure to let me know, okay? See ya.