A story passed on through the generations
After a long day of slaving behind a machine press, a man hears the work whistle and is allowed to go home. On his drive home, his wife calls his cell phone. "Dear, I want to do something special tonight... can you bring home some groceries for me?" she asks. She then lists the ingredients she needs to her husband and the man begrudgingly says yes and heads to the grocery store.
Dragging his feet and talking under his breath, the man gets everything on the list that his wife dictated. Fresh pasta, vegetables, cheeses, sausages, and bread. They wanted to have an italian feast tonight.
The man pays the cashier, walks to his car, and head back for home. As he arrives, his wife meets him at the door with a loving embrace and kiss. He really doesn't mind getting the groceries because he knew that his wife was planning something special... it was their anniversary.
The man brings the groceries to the kitchen and heads to the bathroom to get washed up. The wife begins to prepare the food. She puts the bread in the oven, slices the vegetables, boils the pasta, and places 2 of the sausages into a pot of boiling liquid.
The first sausage says to the other, "Man, it sure is getting hot in here... it was nice and cool at the grocery store."
The second sausage screams, "AAAAAH!!!! TALKING SAUSAGE!"
thank you. ::bows::
Dragging his feet and talking under his breath, the man gets everything on the list that his wife dictated. Fresh pasta, vegetables, cheeses, sausages, and bread. They wanted to have an italian feast tonight.
The man pays the cashier, walks to his car, and head back for home. As he arrives, his wife meets him at the door with a loving embrace and kiss. He really doesn't mind getting the groceries because he knew that his wife was planning something special... it was their anniversary.
The man brings the groceries to the kitchen and heads to the bathroom to get washed up. The wife begins to prepare the food. She puts the bread in the oven, slices the vegetables, boils the pasta, and places 2 of the sausages into a pot of boiling liquid.
The first sausage says to the other, "Man, it sure is getting hot in here... it was nice and cool at the grocery store."
The second sausage screams, "AAAAAH!!!! TALKING SAUSAGE!"
thank you. ::bows::