call on me, spin spin sugar...
Okay, so I'm being a good college student now. I participate, answer questions, stay awake. My teachers probably think I'm kissing ass. Wait a minute. I am. haha.
I had to go into Delias to fill out paperwork tonight. Awesome. It was cool. The girls workin there are pretty nice. So that's cool. I go in for the first shift on Sunday night. Awesome. After that I picked up Shanette from her friends house. We stopped at Arby's and got food. She's really nice and I think she's cool as hell. She has court on monday. It's for my aunt to get custody of her. She'll be like my cousin. That's so effing neat.
Then when I came home I got to talk to Thea and some other peepz. Omg check this out....
cerealosophy: hello, i am with the United Fat People Association and we are online taking surveys. Would you mind if I asked you a few question?
johnnymilkshark: Go to hell
johnnymilkshark: who the fuck is this
johnnymilkshark: vote for Kerry
cerealosophy: No need to get your thong in a knot.
johnnymilkshark: who is tis
cerealosophy: And I do indeed plant to vote for Kerry.
johnnymilkshark: fuck yeah
cerealosophy: This is Angela Newman with the United Fat People Association
johnnymilkshark: alright go for it
johnnymilkshark: ask some questions
cerealosophy: Ok, this will only take a few minutes.
cerealosophy: Have you ever had intercourse with a very obese woman? If so, was she so large that there were 'rolls' in her vaginal region?
johnnymilkshark: nah
johnnymilkshark: but I did date a fat girl, sorta
johnnymilkshark: she was only sorta fat and the only problem with her was that her boobs were too big
johnnymilkshark: they slid off to the sides
cerealosophy: Would you ever consider having sex with a woman so large that she had 'rolls' in her vaginal region?
johnnymilkshark: scary, no thank you
cerealosophy: And how much did this 'sorta fat' girl weight?
johnnymilkshark: about 150-160
johnnymilkshark: she was like 5'5"
cerealosophy: And how big were her boobs?
johnnymilkshark: too big, like overfilled waterballoon big
cerealosophy: Okay.
cerealosophy: Have you ever had relations with a largly obese man with cock rolls?
johnnymilkshark: no
johnnymilkshark: I'm a boy
cerealosophy: Hmm.
cerealosophy: So you are heterosexual.
johnnymilkshark: I guess
cerealosophy: Do you happen to be an obese young male that would like to join the United Fat People Association?
johnnymilkshark: sure, if 135 pounds is obese
cerealosophy: Unfourtunalty, it is not.
johnnymilkshark: oh
cerealosophy: But you can join the United Fat People Lovers association.
johnnymilkshark: nah
cerealosophy: Are you sure?
johnnymilkshark: my current girlfriend's skinny too
cerealosophy: We have gangbangs and orgys with members of both organizations.
cerealosophy: Your girlfriend is invited also
johnnymilkshark: We get enough of that at home.
cerealosophy: yes, but you don't know what it is like to have your cock in a very obese woman with vaginal rolls.
cerealosophy: Its very exileranting.
johnnymilkshark: alright, send me the pic of you and your fucking vaginal rolls
cerealosophy: Will do.
cerealosophy: My survey is complete,
johnnymilkshark: rad
cerealosophy: If you or any of your friends are interested in joing, please give them my contact information.
cerealosophy: Thank you and have a nice day.
johnnymilkshark: what is it
johnnymilkshark: what your screen name?
cerealosophy: just give them this screen name
johnnymilkshark: cuz I'm blocking you now
cerealosophy: alright
johnnymilkshark: later
haha. Thea cracks me up. Thea's new name is Ice T. Mine is Trend Pimp. I'm making t-shirts. hah. (also making the cuntface, slutface and UFPA t-shirts! haha)
omg. Check this out...
Me: Ice T and Trend Pimp RePrEzEnt!
Thea: omg
Me: OMG remember that band from a long time ago called the Sneaker Pimps? I want to pimp sneakers. I would make so much profit!
Thea: omg haha. whatever.
Me: STFU you love me. hah.
oh yeah, and this convo with Jamien was funny too...
Me: Remember that band from a million years ago called the sneaker pimps?
xxgetupemoboyxx: no. I cant say that I remember them. Maybe I wasn't hip back in the day.
xxgetupemoboyxx: yes, i said 'hip' and 'in the day'
Me: lmao
Okay, for real though! Who remembers the sneaker pimps? they are so fucking rad! I'm making t-shirts. hah.
I'm so rad!
love!
♥
Heather Christine
p.s. I'm giving this faith thing a try. My mom saw me crying, and she told me that she doesn't think she'll end up having cancer, but if she does, she will get all the radiation she needs, and she promised not to die. I love her.
p.s.s. I missed the world series tonight. MOTHER FUCK! GO BOSTON! WHOOT!
p.s.s.s. I miss Erik. He's busy. His team won. LOL. So I probably won't get to talk to him tmmrw.