these are so gay
LAST PERSON WHO...
x. Slept in your bed: me
x. Saw you cry: i don't remember the last time i cried in front of anyone. but i've looked in the mirror and done it. so me.
x. Made you cry: my stupid self
x. Spent the night with: i slept over at patrick's the other day.
x. You shared a drink with: i shared some water with a friend
x. You went to the movies with: myself
x. You went to the mall with: margot
x. Sent you an email: my brother
x. You kissed: april
HAVE YOU EVER...
x. Said "I Love You" and meant it: yes
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: when i was little, my dogs liked to knock me over, so one time i punched one of them. that put a stop to it.
x. Been to New York: no
x. Florida: no
x. California: i used to live there
x. Hawaii: no
x. Mexico: no
x. China: No
x. Canada: No
x. Danced naked: only a little
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: i don't think that's ever happened to me
x. Wish you were the opposite sex: no thank you
x. Had an imaginary friend: haha no
RANDOM...
x. Red or blue: Blue.
x. Spring or Fall: Fall.
x. Are you bored: somewhat
x. Last noise you heard: some a perfect circle
x. Last time you went out of the state: spring break 04
x. Do you have a crush on someone: yeah, finally
x. What book are you reading now: the world as i found it by bruce duffy
x. What is the first thing you think when you wake up: how can i make this so i wake up later?
x. How many rings before you answer: i try to make it the first or second
x. Future daughter's name: destructo
x. Future son's name: captain girlface
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: in denton i used to sleep with a bear. because i was crazy.
x. If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be: rock star please
x. Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous: righty
x. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: of course
x. What's under your bed: some socks and a water bottle
x. College plans: i quit, we'll see
x. Piercings: it used to be glorious. now just the ears
x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no sir
EXTRA STUFF
x. Do you do drugs: occasionally and with vigor
x. Do you drink: if the mood strikes me
x. Who is your best friend: patrick or whitney
x. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use: pantene smooth n sleek formula....bitches
x. What are you most scared of: no one ever getting it
x. What clothes do you sleep in: sometimes my clothes, sometimes i change. it varies
x. Who is the last person who called you: lauren
x. Where do you want to get married: next to my bride
x. Favorite number: 9, 7, 13
x. What type automobile do you drive: 1988 toyota corolla. known as "the fist"
x. Are you timely or always late: Timely for the most part
x. Do you have a job: yes
x. Do you like being around people: not too many, especially if i don't know them
x. Best feeling in the world: being liked by someone you like
x. Are you a health freak: i don't eat red meat or drink soda.so.....
STUFF
x. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: so much
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: so much
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: every girl i've gone after has been different from the last in so many ways. that might be my type
x. Ever afraid you'll never get married: not afraid. just considering it
x. Ever want kids?: god yes
FAVORITE
x. Room in house: either my area or the bathroom
x. Type(s) of music: i don't think about "types" of music. it's all got notes, and all the notes carry the same resinence
x. Band: that one that's really good with that lead singer, and guitars and stuff
x. Memory: it's not really for you to know
x. Day of the week: thursday does me right
x. Color: blue
x. Perfume or cologne: if anything it's axe. but generally i stick to my own sexy scent
IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
x. Cried: yes
x. Bought something: gas
x. Gotten sick: nuh uh
x. Sung: into emptiness
x. Said "I Love You": yup. and "i love things about you."
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: kinda
x. Met someone new: no
x. Moved on: i drove away
x. Missed someone: god yes
x. Hugged someone: Yes.
x. Kissed someone: no
x. Fought with your parents: yes, ridiculously enough
x. Dreamt about someone you can't be with: not sleep dreamt but daydreamt, yeah
x. Had a lot of sleep: had enough
HAVE YOU EVER...
been drunk - Yes.
smoked pot - Yes.
kissed a member of the opposite sex - Yes
kissed a member of the same sex - Yep
crashed a friend's car - once, when i was 13
ridden in a taxi - no
been in love - too much and too often
had sex in public - yes
been dumped - Yes
shoplifted - yes
been fired - yes
been in a fist fight - yeah
pissed on myself - not for kicks. but when i was a baby i did it a lot
been arrested - no
made out with a stranger - yeah it was awesome
stole something from my job - Yes.
celebrated new years in time square - no
gone on a blind date - no
lied to a friend - yes
had a crush on a teacher - Yes.
been to europe - no
skipped school - oh god yes
cut myself on purpose - no
been married - No
had children - no
stripped at a party - yes
literally crawled to your house drunk, even if just from across the street - no. but i fell out of a van face first into some pointy things. it was hilarious.
jumped off a bridge - No
gone surfing - no
had a mullet - i kinda have one now. but it's very understated
peed in public - i peed in a parking garage last week
x. Slept in your bed: me
x. Saw you cry: i don't remember the last time i cried in front of anyone. but i've looked in the mirror and done it. so me.
x. Made you cry: my stupid self
x. Spent the night with: i slept over at patrick's the other day.
x. You shared a drink with: i shared some water with a friend
x. You went to the movies with: myself
x. You went to the mall with: margot
x. Sent you an email: my brother
x. You kissed: april
HAVE YOU EVER...
x. Said "I Love You" and meant it: yes
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: when i was little, my dogs liked to knock me over, so one time i punched one of them. that put a stop to it.
x. Been to New York: no
x. Florida: no
x. California: i used to live there
x. Hawaii: no
x. Mexico: no
x. China: No
x. Canada: No
x. Danced naked: only a little
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: i don't think that's ever happened to me
x. Wish you were the opposite sex: no thank you
x. Had an imaginary friend: haha no
RANDOM...
x. Red or blue: Blue.
x. Spring or Fall: Fall.
x. Are you bored: somewhat
x. Last noise you heard: some a perfect circle
x. Last time you went out of the state: spring break 04
x. Do you have a crush on someone: yeah, finally
x. What book are you reading now: the world as i found it by bruce duffy
x. What is the first thing you think when you wake up: how can i make this so i wake up later?
x. How many rings before you answer: i try to make it the first or second
x. Future daughter's name: destructo
x. Future son's name: captain girlface
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: in denton i used to sleep with a bear. because i was crazy.
x. If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be: rock star please
x. Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous: righty
x. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: of course
x. What's under your bed: some socks and a water bottle
x. College plans: i quit, we'll see
x. Piercings: it used to be glorious. now just the ears
x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no sir
EXTRA STUFF
x. Do you do drugs: occasionally and with vigor
x. Do you drink: if the mood strikes me
x. Who is your best friend: patrick or whitney
x. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use: pantene smooth n sleek formula....bitches
x. What are you most scared of: no one ever getting it
x. What clothes do you sleep in: sometimes my clothes, sometimes i change. it varies
x. Who is the last person who called you: lauren
x. Where do you want to get married: next to my bride
x. Favorite number: 9, 7, 13
x. What type automobile do you drive: 1988 toyota corolla. known as "the fist"
x. Are you timely or always late: Timely for the most part
x. Do you have a job: yes
x. Do you like being around people: not too many, especially if i don't know them
x. Best feeling in the world: being liked by someone you like
x. Are you a health freak: i don't eat red meat or drink soda.so.....
STUFF
x. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: so much
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: so much
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: every girl i've gone after has been different from the last in so many ways. that might be my type
x. Ever afraid you'll never get married: not afraid. just considering it
x. Ever want kids?: god yes
FAVORITE
x. Room in house: either my area or the bathroom
x. Type(s) of music: i don't think about "types" of music. it's all got notes, and all the notes carry the same resinence
x. Band: that one that's really good with that lead singer, and guitars and stuff
x. Memory: it's not really for you to know
x. Day of the week: thursday does me right
x. Color: blue
x. Perfume or cologne: if anything it's axe. but generally i stick to my own sexy scent
IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
x. Cried: yes
x. Bought something: gas
x. Gotten sick: nuh uh
x. Sung: into emptiness
x. Said "I Love You": yup. and "i love things about you."
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: kinda
x. Met someone new: no
x. Moved on: i drove away
x. Missed someone: god yes
x. Hugged someone: Yes.
x. Kissed someone: no
x. Fought with your parents: yes, ridiculously enough
x. Dreamt about someone you can't be with: not sleep dreamt but daydreamt, yeah
x. Had a lot of sleep: had enough
HAVE YOU EVER...
been drunk - Yes.
smoked pot - Yes.
kissed a member of the opposite sex - Yes
kissed a member of the same sex - Yep
crashed a friend's car - once, when i was 13
ridden in a taxi - no
been in love - too much and too often
had sex in public - yes
been dumped - Yes
shoplifted - yes
been fired - yes
been in a fist fight - yeah
pissed on myself - not for kicks. but when i was a baby i did it a lot
been arrested - no
made out with a stranger - yeah it was awesome
stole something from my job - Yes.
celebrated new years in time square - no
gone on a blind date - no
lied to a friend - yes
had a crush on a teacher - Yes.
been to europe - no
skipped school - oh god yes
cut myself on purpose - no
been married - No
had children - no
stripped at a party - yes
literally crawled to your house drunk, even if just from across the street - no. but i fell out of a van face first into some pointy things. it was hilarious.
jumped off a bridge - No
gone surfing - no
had a mullet - i kinda have one now. but it's very understated
peed in public - i peed in a parking garage last week