Mar 20, 2005 10:07
Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are
at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach
for the good ones because they are afraid of falling
and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...
The apples at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have
to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's
brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
(Share this with women who are good apples, even those
who have already been picked!)
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes,
and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they
turn into something acceptable to have dinner with