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[myownmemory]

[Riqis is still wearing his new sweater, bent over a cookfire in the Sanctuary's courtyard.

There's two Top Ramen wrappers discarded nearby, an open can of Glorious, Glorious, Haven't-Seen-You-Since NYC Energy Drink, and a bubbling pot of red-brothed, noodle-y something that, by the looks of the replica's watering eyes, has been treated to a few

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[voice]

[todomarishi]

[Well, well. Long time no see, energy drink. He'll have to act casual if he wants a shot at commandeering a can.]

I could tell you if they're all right.

Oh, and the... ice is nothing interesting. Just chunks of ice.

[voice] Oh you.

[myownmemory]

Can you take Wutai-level heat?

I was wondering if Vexen went nuts or something. Well, more nuts than usual.

[voice] Caffiene, taurine, sugar.

[todomarishi]

If you can, I'm sure it won't be a problem.

I wouldn't know. They showed up out of nowhere and they don't appear to serve a purpose.

[voice] ...Ginsing, Guarana....

[myownmemory]

Yeah, well I've had special training in ninja-spice gut killers!

Hnh. Weird. Well as long as they're nothing dangerous.

[voice] Give it here.

[todomarishi]

Indigestion isn't a form of training, Riqis.

You should probably give them a wide berth and tell others to do the same... To err on the side of caution. In case the gods are involved.

[voice] My present. You got ur starrything and asscape. =<

[myownmemory]

Well then come have some. I'm at the Sanctuary. You and Roxas only...there should be enough.

Aren't they involved in all of this? Or were the gifts from Santa?

[voice] I will trade you the asscape.

[todomarishi]

Good, but can't you come outside?

... Santa. You don't really believe in Santa, do you?

[voice] Naw bro, I have my assskirt already. thx

[myownmemory]

I'm...staying in here, mostly. Zelda wants me to.

Better to give Santa credit than Discordia, don't you think?

[voice] But you could have double asscapery. Think how epic that'd be.

[todomarishi]

Five minutes away from the Sanctuary won't hurt.

Considering one of the gifts I received? No.

[voice] But asscapes don't energize.

[myownmemory]

Or you could just come over here for five minutes because I invited you to food!

...What did you get? 'Sides a dumb sweater?

[voice] Asscapes last longer.

[todomarishi]

... I'll come to the entrance, but that's as far as I go.

You don't want- you don't need to know.

[voice] ...and magically dissapear.

[myownmemory]

You're stubborn. You really want me to bring the whole pot around to the front, just for you?

Why wouldn't Santa have brought it?

[voice]

[todomarishi]

Yes. I can't come in. Not with that magic in place.

For one thing, he doesn't exist. And even if he did, I don't think he'd be the sort of man to... Forget about it.

[voice]

[myownmemory]

Hnh. If I can, then you shouldn't have any- ...Well okay. One minute.

[He'll he loitering around the front steps of the Sanctuary with a wry amile to see Terra, and half a mug of broth and instant noodles.]