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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I broke hersomniloquy's X-Box (-12 points). In April I pulled over and changed tastexofxcopper's flat tire (15 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In July I gave freakyjen a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I gave fuckingzombie a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (314 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Porsche!
Sincerely,
myownfantasy