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[myowncourse]

So, let me get this straight... are all of you from earth or something? And all human? Not a spacer or another species amongst you? Cause that is kinda...

[Unfathomably weird, yeah. Damnit, you guys. He's from a tiny planet where he can pretty much count the number of times he has been surrounded by humans on one hand.]

different.

[a pause,

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[vaultstuck]

[DID SOMEONE ASK FOR ALIENS]

Not quite, kid.

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[myowncourse]

[awww yush, aliens. Thank god he is not some kinda wuss here.]

Really? So where are you from then?

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[vaultstuck]

[aliens are so cool especially the chess ones. are you taking notes, jim.]

Derse. Not surprised if you've got no idea what that is.

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[myowncourse]

[Writing in his diary about it as we speak.]

So, what is it then?

[Come on, Slick, sir. You can't mention stuff he doesn't know and then not deliver. That's cruel.]

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[vaultstuck]

[well...at least there's no HAHA ARE YOU A GIANT BUG. you're ok, kid.]

... A planet.

[alright, he's not really used to having people be...interested in this alien stuff. so there's a pause.]

What do you want to know?

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[myowncourse]

[Not even Slick can hate Disney heroes.]

Yeah, I got that.

[Look at this baby snark here. Look at it.]

I dunno, what have you got for me?

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[vaultstuck]

[+1 wayward snarky teen.]

Not a lot of patience.

[that baby face hasn't charmed him yet.]

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[myowncourse]

[we heard you liked those, Slick.]

What else is new?

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[vaultstuck]

[they're okay.]

Look, I got better things to do than explain a whole fucking planet to some kid. Either you've got something specific to say or I'm all out of generosity.

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[myowncourse]

Anyone else from your planet here? I could ask them seeing as it apparently is so taxing on you.

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[vaultstuck]

Just a crazy bitch. Y'know, if you like getting eyes poked out.

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[myowncourse]

Tempting, but I'll pass.

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[vaultstuck]

Smart kid.

[watch in awe as slick casually doesn't mention his crew. it's because deuce is stupid and droog...doesn't.....have conversations.

slick legitimately believes he is the best choice, the best and most knowledgeable dersite around. that's happening.]

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[myowncourse]

I know, my teachers were just thrilled with me.

[oh all this sarcasm. Out of such a short kid. Isn't it charming?]

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[vaultstuck]

[yeah hey kiddo do you like stabs? just curious.]

You mouth off at them too?

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[myowncourse]

[only on other people.]

Nah, you're just special.