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ALL DISTRICT= 0
YES.
okay, so we [karl, Frasher, and I] were going to make a "ZOMG EMILY" book full of things we needed to say to you.things you should have been there for.
So, we have a few quotes, and Karl and I made you "A Day at All District According to ________" schedules.
i forgot to get his though, so yeah.
I'll give you the original copy, but I'm typing it now anyways.
BUT FIRST- QUOTES.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the wendy's, and they're like, damn right it's tasty!" -Frasher
HARMONIZED DRAMATIC NO.
"I could like...flash you with my titties." - Peyton
"just because my mom is here doesn't mean I have any more respect for myself..." -Frasher
"if you have your cake, why wouldn't you eat it too? why would you let the cake just sit there with it's sweet yummy goodness??" -elizabeth
"i think we've scampered past crumbly, i'd venture to say what we have here is one limp biscut. ba dum ching." -frasher
"the music is going directly in to my vagina- look!" -peyton
"ok- i know TWO people from brookville and one of them is a hermaphrodite..." -frasher.
"it's ICE and it's STILL WARMING ME." - karl
"i look like a politician when i cry." -frasher
f-"he told me he had his third hole sewn up."
p-"...guys...wait...guys don't have a third hole... OH... HERMAPHRODITE."
k-"SHUT UP PEYTON. they're right there."
k-"i'm sure there are lots of things you could do wrong with a reeses..."
p-"yeah- like stick your dick in it."
k"...in...it...?"
p-"yeah, you'd have to break that hymen but after that you could go at it."
k- "what if it's born without a hymen?"
p-"honestley karl, whens the last time you saw a hymenless reese cup? those would be like reeses peices..which are like kids..and if you want to have sex with THOSE... ugh. pedophile...."
AND NOW FOR A SPECIAL PRESENTATION OF
5:00AM- already realizes what i crap day it's going to be.
6:30AM- still driving to school.
6:45AM- Dr V arrives with no bus or donuts. whore.
6:50AM- bus finally gets to school
7:00AM- peyton misses the internet.
7:04AM- prettiest sunrise ever is witnessed
7:15AM- sees color confused truck
7:30AM- realizes alot of things are orange in construction zones.
8:00AM- breakfast
8:15AM- praises creator of Mcgriddle and wonders how cheese on a pancake is so tasty.
8:30AM- more bus madness
8:50AM- sees "Hooker Furnature". ROFFLES for various reasons
10:01AM-Frasher vows not to use hand sanitizer until 10 saturday night.
10:05AM-Realizes it's not 10:30. is saddened XTREME
10:09AM-Frasher claims to know a hermaphrodite from Brookville.
10:15AM-Frasher fataly hurts armpit reaching for a dime.
10:29AM-Karl and Peyton rock out to Dragostea Din Tea
10:31AM-Dissowned by Joseph Carson.
10:35AM-Discovers S Club 7 on Karls iPod
10:36AM-FUN SONG WITH FRASHER.
10:40AM-Male Acapella Whores Out.
10:50AM-Finds Fall Out Boy on Karls iPod, Is throughly happy.
10:52AM-Realizes karl is retarded and has the wrong songs under My Chemical Romance.
11:01AM-Finds out trip may be shortened a day! YES!!
11:05AM-Sees boy she met last year [Matt?]
11:06AM-Listens to Frashers Songs.
11:10AM-MAE still whoring...
11:35AM-DEFINATE ONE DAY TRIP-SWEET!
11:56AM-knows ride home will be awesome. FRASHER, KARL, FLETCHER and PEYTON in one car- WIN!!
12:00PM-shit starts, is saddened.
12:08PM-oh shit, we're screwed.
12:40PM-more screwed as the day goes on, KTHNX.
1:02PM- realizes this year is no competition to the previous year,
1:05PM- finally see hot boys. HOT EMO BOYS IN BLUK!!! anted to stalk, didn't.
1:20PM- find...random...cake...
1:25PM- TACO BELL. HOSHIT
1:34PM- Peyton asks Karl to "hang it out the other pocket"...yeah.
1:38PM- Karl gets hit in the head with a taco...
1:43PM- Karl throws up soda on himself.
1:56PM- AMERICAN PRIDE DINO RODEO
1:58PM- Receive 2 second "lap dance" from Karl.
2:01PM- BEST PICTURE OF KARL-EVER.
2:05PM- Think I saw Nauss-FLIPPED OUT. wasn't him [duh.]
2:08PM- Think I saw Chels, then was like "wait, she doesn't even live in Virgina..." dismissed.
2:25PM- Realize conductor is batshit crazy...LOVE.
3:05PM- BA shows off...not suprised
4:30PM- "Awesom" director gets annoying.
4:40PM- Karl bought first prostitute [that'd be me.]
4:45PM- MORE PRACTICE
6:00PM- Dinner and "Dirt Cake"
6:35PM- Peytons shoes determined whores.
7:04PM- Sees Andy Hurley look alike. FLIPS THE FUCK OUT.
7:30PM- Series of embarrassing moments in front of hot guys.
7:45PM- Falls asleep waiting to go onstage.
7:59PM- Enitire Mixed Chorus breaks into impromptu "Lean On Me" session.
8:05PM- Introduces self to boy as follows, "Hey, I'm Peyton and I'm easy."
8:20PM- Concert
9:50PM- Slightly dissapointed in car ride, too quiet.
9:56PM- No longer dissapointed. Frasher and Peyton have a Dragostea Din Tea jam.
9:58PM- South Park songs
10:11PM-Tenacious D attack via Frasher and Peyton.
10:54PM-Hit "dry spot" in Mcflurry. throughly pissed.
11:05PM-"BECAUSE I GOT HIGH" WHICH WE ALL JAMMED TO [even Frashers Mom.]
11:11PM-Frasher sings "toxic". Peyton forgets to make a wish.
11:38PM-Frasher realizes "room" does not rhyme with "face"
12:00AM-More Frasher songs, Mrs. Boltons first listen of "Bolton Records"
12:04AM-Frasher runs around E.C. Glass parking lot topless.
12:15AM-Hears newest MAE drama courtesy of Fletcher.
12:30AM-Drive Fletcher home down some really sketch road.
12:43AM-"Attacked" by deer.
12:50AM-Home.
1:00AM- Internet.
2:01AM- Finish typing.
EDIT:
ZOMG
Elizabeth flipping a bus off.
realizing it was a bus of elementary school kids. true story.
jesus
no pants
I'm making out with Jesus.
she saw frasher nekkie.
wow. what a blue picture.
s club 7 proof.
i love steph.
the random cake
drug use is encouraged.
AMERICAN PRIDE DINO RODEO.
aforementioned best karl picture ever.
WEATHER= 1
ALL DISTRICT= 0
YES.
okay, so we [karl, Frasher, and I] were going to make a "ZOMG EMILY" book full of things we needed to say to you.things you should have been there for.
So, we have a few quotes, and Karl and I made you "A Day at All District According to ________" schedules.
i forgot to get his though, so yeah.
I'll give you the original copy, but I'm typing it now anyways.
BUT FIRST- QUOTES.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the wendy's, and they're like, damn right it's tasty!" -Frasher
HARMONIZED DRAMATIC NO.
"I could like...flash you with my titties." - Peyton
"just because my mom is here doesn't mean I have any more respect for myself..." -Frasher
"if you have your cake, why wouldn't you eat it too? why would you let the cake just sit there with it's sweet yummy goodness??" -elizabeth
"i think we've scampered past crumbly, i'd venture to say what we have here is one limp biscut. ba dum ching." -frasher
"the music is going directly in to my vagina- look!" -peyton
"ok- i know TWO people from brookville and one of them is a hermaphrodite..." -frasher.
"it's ICE and it's STILL WARMING ME." - karl
"i look like a politician when i cry." -frasher
f-"he told me he had his third hole sewn up."
p-"...guys...wait...guys don't have a third hole... OH... HERMAPHRODITE."
k-"SHUT UP PEYTON. they're right there."
k-"i'm sure there are lots of things you could do wrong with a reeses..."
p-"yeah- like stick your dick in it."
k"...in...it...?"
p-"yeah, you'd have to break that hymen but after that you could go at it."
k- "what if it's born without a hymen?"
p-"honestley karl, whens the last time you saw a hymenless reese cup? those would be like reeses peices..which are like kids..and if you want to have sex with THOSE... ugh. pedophile...."
AND NOW FOR A SPECIAL PRESENTATION OF
5:00AM- already realizes what i crap day it's going to be.
6:30AM- still driving to school.
6:45AM- Dr V arrives with no bus or donuts. whore.
6:50AM- bus finally gets to school
7:00AM- peyton misses the internet.
7:04AM- prettiest sunrise ever is witnessed
7:15AM- sees color confused truck
7:30AM- realizes alot of things are orange in construction zones.
8:00AM- breakfast
8:15AM- praises creator of Mcgriddle and wonders how cheese on a pancake is so tasty.
8:30AM- more bus madness
8:50AM- sees "Hooker Furnature". ROFFLES for various reasons
10:01AM-Frasher vows not to use hand sanitizer until 10 saturday night.
10:05AM-Realizes it's not 10:30. is saddened XTREME
10:09AM-Frasher claims to know a hermaphrodite from Brookville.
10:15AM-Frasher fataly hurts armpit reaching for a dime.
10:29AM-Karl and Peyton rock out to Dragostea Din Tea
10:31AM-Dissowned by Joseph Carson.
10:35AM-Discovers S Club 7 on Karls iPod
10:36AM-FUN SONG WITH FRASHER.
10:40AM-Male Acapella Whores Out.
10:50AM-Finds Fall Out Boy on Karls iPod, Is throughly happy.
10:52AM-Realizes karl is retarded and has the wrong songs under My Chemical Romance.
11:01AM-Finds out trip may be shortened a day! YES!!
11:05AM-Sees boy she met last year [Matt?]
11:06AM-Listens to Frashers Songs.
11:10AM-MAE still whoring...
11:35AM-DEFINATE ONE DAY TRIP-SWEET!
11:56AM-knows ride home will be awesome. FRASHER, KARL, FLETCHER and PEYTON in one car- WIN!!
12:00PM-shit starts, is saddened.
12:08PM-oh shit, we're screwed.
12:40PM-more screwed as the day goes on, KTHNX.
1:02PM- realizes this year is no competition to the previous year,
1:05PM- finally see hot boys. HOT EMO BOYS IN BLUK!!! anted to stalk, didn't.
1:20PM- find...random...cake...
1:25PM- TACO BELL. HOSHIT
1:34PM- Peyton asks Karl to "hang it out the other pocket"...yeah.
1:38PM- Karl gets hit in the head with a taco...
1:43PM- Karl throws up soda on himself.
1:56PM- AMERICAN PRIDE DINO RODEO
1:58PM- Receive 2 second "lap dance" from Karl.
2:01PM- BEST PICTURE OF KARL-EVER.
2:05PM- Think I saw Nauss-FLIPPED OUT. wasn't him [duh.]
2:08PM- Think I saw Chels, then was like "wait, she doesn't even live in Virgina..." dismissed.
2:25PM- Realize conductor is batshit crazy...LOVE.
3:05PM- BA shows off...not suprised
4:30PM- "Awesom" director gets annoying.
4:40PM- Karl bought first prostitute [that'd be me.]
4:45PM- MORE PRACTICE
6:00PM- Dinner and "Dirt Cake"
6:35PM- Peytons shoes determined whores.
7:04PM- Sees Andy Hurley look alike. FLIPS THE FUCK OUT.
7:30PM- Series of embarrassing moments in front of hot guys.
7:45PM- Falls asleep waiting to go onstage.
7:59PM- Enitire Mixed Chorus breaks into impromptu "Lean On Me" session.
8:05PM- Introduces self to boy as follows, "Hey, I'm Peyton and I'm easy."
8:20PM- Concert
9:50PM- Slightly dissapointed in car ride, too quiet.
9:56PM- No longer dissapointed. Frasher and Peyton have a Dragostea Din Tea jam.
9:58PM- South Park songs
10:11PM-Tenacious D attack via Frasher and Peyton.
10:54PM-Hit "dry spot" in Mcflurry. throughly pissed.
11:05PM-"BECAUSE I GOT HIGH" WHICH WE ALL JAMMED TO [even Frashers Mom.]
11:11PM-Frasher sings "toxic". Peyton forgets to make a wish.
11:38PM-Frasher realizes "room" does not rhyme with "face"
12:00AM-More Frasher songs, Mrs. Boltons first listen of "Bolton Records"
12:04AM-Frasher runs around E.C. Glass parking lot topless.
12:15AM-Hears newest MAE drama courtesy of Fletcher.
12:30AM-Drive Fletcher home down some really sketch road.
12:43AM-"Attacked" by deer.
12:50AM-Home.
1:00AM- Internet.
2:01AM- Finish typing.
EDIT:
ZOMG
Elizabeth flipping a bus off.
realizing it was a bus of elementary school kids. true story.
jesus
no pants
I'm making out with Jesus.
she saw frasher nekkie.
wow. what a blue picture.
s club 7 proof.
i love steph.
the random cake
drug use is encouraged.
AMERICAN PRIDE DINO RODEO.
aforementioned best karl picture ever.