Chingy is the man

Sep 24, 2004 17:38

Some thoughts.....

Sadness is not the only emotion. Chingy demonstrates alternative emotional phrasing at every turn. He's one of the most talented musicians in the industry today. His word choice is so colorfully intense. "Bomb ass pussy" is an excellent example. Is he talking about vaginal penetration or anal penetration? I don't even want to know what "bomb" means. No matter what he means, his point is clear. He is very focused on sex. Sexual desire is a powerful emotion.

I fucking told you Chingy was emo.

But wait! There's more! Chingy has a more sensitive side, too. And how could make it more clear with lyrics like, "they mad at me"? He's so sad, he can't even bring himself to use proper grammar. "Candle light dinners by dark." He's got more than a little tactical romance up his sleeve. And he's quite successful with his lovely-dovey approach. Every girl who samples his... you know, is another feather in his doo-rag. Check it. "They did us so many times I gotta do these hoes." Man, see I told you. You gotta listen to me more often. The Chingy approach to women always works. First you lure them in with sensitive words about their booties. Then you reinforce your 'compliments' with staring and whistling and "I think about you when I flog the dolphin." And forget her name. Or make up a different name for her every time.

Of course, if Chingy wanted to discontinue his emo career he could always take up physics. The man's a genius. "No lettting go." He knows if he lets go, then he'll fall. That's physics in action. You know he didn't fall asleep in science class. Plus, if the physical science field is too uneventful for Professor Chingy then he's still got his faithful bitchs to pay his son's way through college. Or maybe just to pay the bills on the newest Cadillac. "i got 22 bitches coast to coast bring me 10 cent a muthafukin week, lets do the math thats 10 G's times 52, thats over a half a million dollars a year." You know how he do.
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