"My butt itches, and I took a shower.... Can i help you?"

[myobsidianheart]

my face itches. i've been scratching it and now its red and blotchy, isn't that horrible? Maybe i have a face disease.

I had a dream that chris shaved his head and the top of it was flat.... kind of.... deflated soccer ball....

And when i asked him why he said that when he was an orphan in canada he was so disturbed that he beat his skull with a hammer.

Dreams are awesome.