Can someone explain to me how something as timesaving and revolutionary as E-Mail has created an alternative culture with it's own rules and regulations on language. I swear half the E-Mail's I write to people are replied usually with some vindictive tone which suggests they highly disapproved of something in my original E-Mail. What's sickening is that you write something to someone that you would otherwise say in 30 seconds or less and they come back at you with some crazy bullshit that your insensitive, or your sick in the head, or your mean and you should take more care in re-reading before you send. You know what I say to that, fuuuuccck that. Why can't there be something where you just don't give a fuck. Why do my emails require perfect punctuation, stylistic flow and above all else, sensitivity to someones feelings about the way they interpret some text on a box of electricity. When I write something quickly, I dont screen it on a sensitivity rating, I didn't think any of my friends were named Chris the "Chandelier" Chandler, so I shouldn't have to worry about anyone crying. But alas some people take snide and otherwise snappy joke-like comments too seriously.
Rant on you say?
Good I will, I hate how wrapped up in computers we've become - think of the days when you didn't have this method of communication, when all you could use was the phone, and if someone was on it, well fuck what did you do? Maybe go ride your bike to your friends instead, or maybe watch TV - you sure as fuck didnt instant message them by means of MSN or telepathically- but to read more about a 6th sense check out andy's article
here! . Honestly I wish people would just wise the fuck up that the Internet is something you use and abuse, not your pet that has fucking feelings and a soft side for heart felt E-Mails, alright cocksuckers?