wow this is a longgg one....
ok kids.....the last couple of days ive actually had a life ( i kno...dont have a heart attack!!!). mmk...so on wed i go 2 c the number 1 playa in the world (can u guess who??)tht was grand. then later i got 2 go 2 the mall w/ the number one PIMp in the world...aka the lovely molly mcguire & i met this mean kid marcus & his funny little friend(no, thts not a good thing) . but besides tht it was wonderful bcuz i got 2 see molls!! (awwwww) then on thurs i stalked jamie & we rented shark tales (respect!!) & the jamaican jelly fish who were freaakinnn sweeeeet...oh & add tht 2 the list of goals i have: i wanna atleasssttt date a jamaican man,...just bcuz they talk AMAZING. & also, i wanna go on a world tour around the world, fyi. we also watched the show trippin & it made me remember tht. we also saw taxi i think it was & it was better than shark tales (by the way...it wasnt tht good). ahh what else...we also played monoply for a sec & a half in which jamie cheated like there was no 2mrw.... we also had tacos & rice crispies (yes, i do remember) & they were both realllyyy good.
alright then friday molls came over & we had a feast of food along w/ alynn & it was frickin sweet. lol ahh molly "kristen..i think i have an eating disorder...i eat 2 much food...." me: uhh yea molly thts called OBESITY." lol good times , & NO i wasnt implying tht mollys obese bcuz we all kno tht she looks frickin anorexic & IM the "chunky" one (thanx brian...thanksss) then we went 2 go see beauty and the beast w/ karis, matt, and the grandma. it was sooo cute but belle sucked....she had a nasel-E voice (however u spell tht) ahhh another good quote
molly: did they just say you bastard????
me: nooo molly....MONSTERR
lol ahhh gotta love it. ohh but at the end...there was this guy who was alll up in our grill. me & molly were OF COURSE giving a standing ovation, right...but it was still kinda early on (like, the non-important ppl were coming out & we were already standing)....& i look behind us..right....& this guy (aka JERKFACE) has the nerve to say :hey , you guys wanna sit down now so the rest of us can see??" i mean, please, just answer me this...what is the world coming to?? of course we dont want 2 sit down, just maybeeeee you should get off your lazy behind & stand up alsooo & then you could see & also be polite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank youuuuuuuuuu!!! *sigh* alright , but besides all tht...it was good. then we went out 2 dennys where i found a HAIR in my pop...by the way i almost threw up.... & molly said sumthing amazingly hilarious & it went down like this lol:
me: yea i guess ppl in France dont really go on to college...they purse other things...
molls: yea, like art, & walking around
ahhh what would i do w/o molly?? then we did the chinese fire drill which was hilarious bcuz by then we had wayyy 2 much sugar. another goal: 2 do the chinese fire drill...but around someELSE's car...lol mooowahahaa (cant touch this, cant STOP THIS!!!)yea so by the time we got home we were just 2 hyper for the world...so here are some of the better quotes of the night....
**molly: heyy i'll give you rasperries if you'll give me strawberries!!
**me:wow, that was just cruelty 101..
**me:we banged eachother in bed tonight....
molls:haha, literally... you banged your freaking head into mine!!
~"yea i dont think im a virgin nemore...bcuz i wouldnt remember (or atleast for another 10 days)
**me: "goodnight biwjfpincpishtch
molls :i love you mother fuckjseifhncpikfogbpier
hahaaaa great times....& playing one two, three MUM 2 actually fall asleep...tehn finally, TODAY brian came over yet again & i made chocolate chip pancakes & we watched the Lion King...woo hoooo funn stufff. & so now im sitting here bored but i thinkkkkk i might just be doing sumthing w/ loryn 2night & if i dont get 23 see brynn & angela i think i mgiht just have 2 shoot myself. alright kids...im sure nONE of you read all of tht but thank you & goodnight.
alright then friday molls came over & we had a feast of food along w/ alynn & it was frickin sweet. lol ahh molly "kristen..i think i have an eating disorder...i eat 2 much food...." me: uhh yea molly thts called OBESITY." lol good times , & NO i wasnt implying tht mollys obese bcuz we all kno tht she looks frickin anorexic & IM the "chunky" one (thanx brian...thanksss) then we went 2 go see beauty and the beast w/ karis, matt, and the grandma. it was sooo cute but belle sucked....she had a nasel-E voice (however u spell tht) ahhh another good quote
molly: did they just say you bastard????
me: nooo molly....MONSTERR
lol ahhh gotta love it. ohh but at the end...there was this guy who was alll up in our grill. me & molly were OF COURSE giving a standing ovation, right...but it was still kinda early on (like, the non-important ppl were coming out & we were already standing)....& i look behind us..right....& this guy (aka JERKFACE) has the nerve to say :hey , you guys wanna sit down now so the rest of us can see??" i mean, please, just answer me this...what is the world coming to?? of course we dont want 2 sit down, just maybeeeee you should get off your lazy behind & stand up alsooo & then you could see & also be polite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank youuuuuuuuuu!!! *sigh* alright , but besides all tht...it was good. then we went out 2 dennys where i found a HAIR in my pop...by the way i almost threw up.... & molly said sumthing amazingly hilarious & it went down like this lol:
me: yea i guess ppl in France dont really go on to college...they purse other things...
molls: yea, like art, & walking around
ahhh what would i do w/o molly?? then we did the chinese fire drill which was hilarious bcuz by then we had wayyy 2 much sugar. another goal: 2 do the chinese fire drill...but around someELSE's car...lol mooowahahaa (cant touch this, cant STOP THIS!!!)yea so by the time we got home we were just 2 hyper for the world...so here are some of the better quotes of the night....
**molly: heyy i'll give you rasperries if you'll give me strawberries!!
**me:wow, that was just cruelty 101..
**me:we banged eachother in bed tonight....
molls:haha, literally... you banged your freaking head into mine!!
~"yea i dont think im a virgin nemore...bcuz i wouldnt remember (or atleast for another 10 days)
**me: "goodnight biwjfpincpishtch
molls :i love you mother fuckjseifhncpikfogbpier
hahaaaa great times....& playing one two, three MUM 2 actually fall asleep...tehn finally, TODAY brian came over yet again & i made chocolate chip pancakes & we watched the Lion King...woo hoooo funn stufff. & so now im sitting here bored but i thinkkkkk i might just be doing sumthing w/ loryn 2night & if i dont get 23 see brynn & angela i think i mgiht just have 2 shoot myself. alright kids...im sure nONE of you read all of tht but thank you & goodnight.