HEY SUCKAS
LISTEN UP FOOLS! ATTENTION TO ORDERS!
TO ALL WHO SEES THESES, PRESENTS GREETING.
LANCE CORPORAL DERIC M DALTON OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS WILL BE OUTTA' THE HELL HOLE CALLED THE MIDDLE EAST AS SOON AS THE AIR FORCE CAN FLY HIM OUTTA' THERE. THAT MEANS GET YOUR MOSHING BOOTS ON AND DON YOUR CHIRCLE PIT HELMET FOR SOME SERIOUS VIOLENT HARDCORE. THE MISSION HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED. LANCE CORPORAL DALTON HAS BEEN CLEARED TO RETURN TO THE STATES FOR SOME PIT ACTION. GIVEN TO YOU BY MY HAND THIS 24TH OF SEPTEMBER IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2004.
SIGNED,
MAJOR H.C. MOSH
WEAPON CREW COMMANDING
TO ALL WHO SEES THESES, PRESENTS GREETING.
LANCE CORPORAL DERIC M DALTON OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS WILL BE OUTTA' THE HELL HOLE CALLED THE MIDDLE EAST AS SOON AS THE AIR FORCE CAN FLY HIM OUTTA' THERE. THAT MEANS GET YOUR MOSHING BOOTS ON AND DON YOUR CHIRCLE PIT HELMET FOR SOME SERIOUS VIOLENT HARDCORE. THE MISSION HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED. LANCE CORPORAL DALTON HAS BEEN CLEARED TO RETURN TO THE STATES FOR SOME PIT ACTION. GIVEN TO YOU BY MY HAND THIS 24TH OF SEPTEMBER IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2004.
SIGNED,
MAJOR H.C. MOSH
WEAPON CREW COMMANDING