STORY FROM IRAQ
this one time (this is a true story too here man) i was on base guard, as a matter of fact it was my last day on guard and the haji shitter-sucker truck came on base to slurp our shit outta the shitters.
(man - i said shit a lot there huh?). well first off we call the iraqi's haji's and the shitters are the porta-jons and the shitter truck is the truck that we contract through the haji's to remove our poo.
well this was the last day of me on guard so i decided to be the armed escort for these guys while they do the job. they need to be escorted everywhere by an armed guard such as myself. well - the dude goes into the first shitter to do his own business... and when he comes out he grabs the hose thing and goes inside. he yells a haji word to turn the thing and and his partner does just that. well - the thing was stuck on blow not suck. all of a sudden you hear this screaming and moving around and we dont know what's going on. we thought that he was just kidding around or something. well, he partner sees what he did and starts laughing. he points to the lever and makes a gesture to what is happening. and the guy is stuck in the porta-shitter and cant get out! and i start laughing! well he gets out and it's still blowing at this point and he is covered from head to toe in UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS shit man! ha ha ha ha ha ha! so he hits his partner and turns on the other hose and starts pouring that blue water stuff all over himself and in his mouth. oh dude - that was by far the single most funny day of all of iraq.
100% truth man! ha ha ha
(man - i said shit a lot there huh?). well first off we call the iraqi's haji's and the shitters are the porta-jons and the shitter truck is the truck that we contract through the haji's to remove our poo.
well this was the last day of me on guard so i decided to be the armed escort for these guys while they do the job. they need to be escorted everywhere by an armed guard such as myself. well - the dude goes into the first shitter to do his own business... and when he comes out he grabs the hose thing and goes inside. he yells a haji word to turn the thing and and his partner does just that. well - the thing was stuck on blow not suck. all of a sudden you hear this screaming and moving around and we dont know what's going on. we thought that he was just kidding around or something. well, he partner sees what he did and starts laughing. he points to the lever and makes a gesture to what is happening. and the guy is stuck in the porta-shitter and cant get out! and i start laughing! well he gets out and it's still blowing at this point and he is covered from head to toe in UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS shit man! ha ha ha ha ha ha! so he hits his partner and turns on the other hose and starts pouring that blue water stuff all over himself and in his mouth. oh dude - that was by far the single most funny day of all of iraq.
100% truth man! ha ha ha