Legos...I set them up...I watch them fall: More Random Thoughts
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...please, for your own enjoyment...visit www.scary.ru and check out some of the very outstanding animation inside! I wreck-o-mend "God Hates a Coward" and "Los Dias Sin Dias".
The Bill Miller's girl of my dreams shot me down, today. When I asked her, "Could I sub out my fries with potato salad?", she said, "Sure." I thought she'd be able to read the subtext and give me her number. I sigh, though, I do not cry.
I always say if there is something that needs to be said, say it. No subtext. No hints. Unless you're playing or joking around, then you should never say it. However, if the person you're playing or joking around has shifty eyes or high trust standards, it's probably a best bet to play it straight.
George Strait, heavyweight, it all seems pines and cones to me.
When they say you're heart is broken, is it bleeding or is it like chapped lips, where it feels cracked, but not moist? Except...sometimes, your lips do get chapped to the point of bleeding, but, that is in most extreme conditions, hot or cold. Or, when you play with chapped lips too much. So, much like chapped lips, all it takes to fix a broken heart is a little smoochies, eh...?
But, tasting another's blood can't be that app-ahh-tize-ing. Neither can surving a plane crash in the Andes. That'll get your heart broken...and chapped lips. And no smoochies. But, plenty of butt jerky.
Which reminds me, if ever to fall in that situation, just tell the authorities you were eating "carabou".
Hitchcock said once that one method of generating suspense is to let your audience know that something is going to happen, but not when. His example was to show a table, have a bomb planted there, then, have two people who are not aware of the bomb's presence sit at the table and talk about baseball. This drives the audience nuts, because they know about the bomb and feel helpless that they can not do anything to help them, while the two idiots continue to talk about crap like RBI
and "the pitch heard around the world"...you know, the one pitch that nailed a bird, mid-flight...
Well, anyhow, by this time, the bomb has gone off and you're okay with it.
The Sun rises in the east, but, falls in the the west, but, it triumphs in the north, and is defeated in the south.
The Sun is the General Lee of the stars.
When Mario paints, does Sonic draw? Does Yoshi's cookie taste good? What if Kirby's Dream Land was acutaly reality and what we live, see, smell, breathe, and touch is a dream...but, everything we tasted was real...?
Coffee Jelly Bellys mixed with Vanilla Jelly Bellys give you cappuccino flavor. Iron and oxygen give you blood flavor.
"I" before "E" except after "C", or, rather yet, when the "E" comes after "A", in which the order that follows is, "A", "B", "C", and so on, then, "I" comes four later than "E", for example, the word, "force field" benefits from said rule.
Elizabeth III had two daughters. One was named Gertrude and the other was obedient. Elizabeth III was a tyrant, a sadist and loved consistancy. Elizabeth IV came to the throne next, for the previous queen had only one surviving daughter.
To inspire is to give one the drive and want to do something, whether it be create or destroy. To perspire is to give one the drive and want to do something, namely put on deodorant.
I save change in a bear shaped jar. I bring change to those that want it. I can handle change and deal with change. But, when the need for consumption comes, I fear that there is no more change.
Fin.
...please, for your own enjoyment...visit www.scary.ru and check out some of the very outstanding animation inside! I wreck-o-mend "God Hates a Coward" and "Los Dias Sin Dias".
The Bill Miller's girl of my dreams shot me down, today. When I asked her, "Could I sub out my fries with potato salad?", she said, "Sure." I thought she'd be able to read the subtext and give me her number. I sigh, though, I do not cry.
I always say if there is something that needs to be said, say it. No subtext. No hints. Unless you're playing or joking around, then you should never say it. However, if the person you're playing or joking around has shifty eyes or high trust standards, it's probably a best bet to play it straight.
George Strait, heavyweight, it all seems pines and cones to me.
When they say you're heart is broken, is it bleeding or is it like chapped lips, where it feels cracked, but not moist? Except...sometimes, your lips do get chapped to the point of bleeding, but, that is in most extreme conditions, hot or cold. Or, when you play with chapped lips too much. So, much like chapped lips, all it takes to fix a broken heart is a little smoochies, eh...?
But, tasting another's blood can't be that app-ahh-tize-ing. Neither can surving a plane crash in the Andes. That'll get your heart broken...and chapped lips. And no smoochies. But, plenty of butt jerky.
Which reminds me, if ever to fall in that situation, just tell the authorities you were eating "carabou".
Hitchcock said once that one method of generating suspense is to let your audience know that something is going to happen, but not when. His example was to show a table, have a bomb planted there, then, have two people who are not aware of the bomb's presence sit at the table and talk about baseball. This drives the audience nuts, because they know about the bomb and feel helpless that they can not do anything to help them, while the two idiots continue to talk about crap like RBI
and "the pitch heard around the world"...you know, the one pitch that nailed a bird, mid-flight...
Well, anyhow, by this time, the bomb has gone off and you're okay with it.
The Sun rises in the east, but, falls in the the west, but, it triumphs in the north, and is defeated in the south.
The Sun is the General Lee of the stars.
When Mario paints, does Sonic draw? Does Yoshi's cookie taste good? What if Kirby's Dream Land was acutaly reality and what we live, see, smell, breathe, and touch is a dream...but, everything we tasted was real...?
Coffee Jelly Bellys mixed with Vanilla Jelly Bellys give you cappuccino flavor. Iron and oxygen give you blood flavor.
"I" before "E" except after "C", or, rather yet, when the "E" comes after "A", in which the order that follows is, "A", "B", "C", and so on, then, "I" comes four later than "E", for example, the word, "force field" benefits from said rule.
Elizabeth III had two daughters. One was named Gertrude and the other was obedient. Elizabeth III was a tyrant, a sadist and loved consistancy. Elizabeth IV came to the throne next, for the previous queen had only one surviving daughter.
To inspire is to give one the drive and want to do something, whether it be create or destroy. To perspire is to give one the drive and want to do something, namely put on deodorant.
I save change in a bear shaped jar. I bring change to those that want it. I can handle change and deal with change. But, when the need for consumption comes, I fear that there is no more change.
Fin.