Sep 05, 1997 15:16
I didn't see Professor Fletcher at the feast and I'd heard people going on about him being gone but I thought they might be full of it, since it wouldn't be the first time he'd missed a class. But alright, fine, whatever, he's gone, and you can shut right up about how he was booted out for stealing because I don't believe it for a second.
What I don't get is why Snape (SNAPE!!!) was in Professor Fletcher's classroom today, with his horrible shiny head glinting in the dark (there was no light to glint off of his head! why was it glinting! it had no reason to glint!!). It's temporary, right? I mean until they find someone else or until Professor Fletcher comes back or hey, Professor Lupin! I mean he is a werewolf and everything but personally I think Snape is an awful lot more dangerous than some werewolf! We should protest! The girls in K.N.I.C.K.E.R.S. or whatever they're calling themselves campaigned for equal rights and look Ernie's got himself a badge saying he's a girl. So we can campaign to reinstate the werewolf and Snape can go back to glinting in the dungeons and I won't have to write nine roles of parchment on carnivorous, demonic beasts by next week. Maybe someone else should protest because I still ta
This is bollocks. Harry, when are we going to dance?