A day in the life of Paul - Version 1.0

[mynameseugene]

I dont know what the hell this site is for but someone told me to make a name so I am and I dont know what the hell to write so I am gonna just write what happened today or something just so it looks like I care about this shit! And Ill probably write in it or something whenever im bored or told to! Well, today in science Mr. Tran had another one of his spazzums where he gets so angry that it looks like he's gonna drop kick someone in the friggen chest or something! I noticed that when he gets madder, his eyes look smaller! Anyway, that class was gay except for Sean, he is one funny fuck. Me and him did impressions of Jim Carrey movies, I am better at impressions than him! Um, ROTC was ok because it was academics today and I made a joke about Uranus and everyone was really nice about it! I found out I got a friggen 68.4 in that class! Thats good considering I was expecting a 48 or something! Then I had Child Development and Ms. Latino seemed to be in a pretty good mood today so she only yelled at me a few hundred times! At lunch I sat with Casey and Armando and Armando was tellin jokes about some deaf and blind chick! I played it off like I cared or something, it was great! Armando's got some funny jokes though! Then on the way back up to Ms. Latino's class, I got so close to Karolyn that my nose was pretty much an inch away from her ass, it was great! I was gonna slap it but yesterday she punched me in the head for slappin her ass! Then boring shit in Child Dev. Math, there was a test! I think this new guy does crack or something because the guy has taught us for 3 days now and he is assigning tests 4 months from now! He calls it the m-kas or something like that! I dont know but I dont see why he would be teachin us stuff for a test that will be next semester when I wont even have him! He's a little slow! Test was easy, got my ass grabbed about 10 times today, someone told me that they wanna fuck me and she was serious, I was called sexy again today, and Megan said she loves me more than I love her! THATS CRAZY! After school, ROTC crap! And I tried talking to people online but they got better things to do so they were ignoring me! Than someone IMed me and said make a Live journal name and I was like no, she said do it or she will cut off my balls! She said to write how my day went so she knows what I am doing at all times! Can you say "Deranged?" Anyway, Im doin it so appearently I like my balls! Thats all I got to say so I am out! Much love to my mamacitas! Peace!

-Paul-