The "Why I hate vegeterians" rant
The whole animal rights thing is so flawed. Like first, the Kentucky Fried Chicken thing about them not killing chickens humanely. the root of humane is human. chickens arent human. and should we kill them more humanely?
And things like bear skin rugs? I see it like this: One more bear skin rug means one less bear that could potentially kill me or a loved on in the future.
And all you people who are eating only natural food, 'cause you want to help nature. Natural=Nature. Your eating what your trying to save. Thats like a firefighter saving a child from a burning building, then setting it on fire. You cant have your nature and eat it too.
and nature is bad. its full of poisons and dirt. it doesnt want you to eat it, it wants to kill you. But with chemicals, we know exactly whats going into it. Good old science.
Heres what we do with activists:
Say some nature chick goes to a Circus and says "Hey, i think your not treating the Bears good enough, i demand they be released" the ringleader should simply lead the activist to the cage, unlock the cage, and run. The problem takes care of itself, with a humourous twist at the end.
i decided that since i hate animal rights activists, im becoming a vegetable rights activist, and heres why you should too
-Animals have a chance to get away, they have claws and teeth, or at the very least, legs. Vegetables dont even have a chance.
-We kill animals before we eat them, with vegetables we eat them alive
-Bacon is good
And things like bear skin rugs? I see it like this: One more bear skin rug means one less bear that could potentially kill me or a loved on in the future.
And all you people who are eating only natural food, 'cause you want to help nature. Natural=Nature. Your eating what your trying to save. Thats like a firefighter saving a child from a burning building, then setting it on fire. You cant have your nature and eat it too.
and nature is bad. its full of poisons and dirt. it doesnt want you to eat it, it wants to kill you. But with chemicals, we know exactly whats going into it. Good old science.
Heres what we do with activists:
Say some nature chick goes to a Circus and says "Hey, i think your not treating the Bears good enough, i demand they be released" the ringleader should simply lead the activist to the cage, unlock the cage, and run. The problem takes care of itself, with a humourous twist at the end.
i decided that since i hate animal rights activists, im becoming a vegetable rights activist, and heres why you should too
-Animals have a chance to get away, they have claws and teeth, or at the very least, legs. Vegetables dont even have a chance.
-We kill animals before we eat them, with vegetables we eat them alive
-Bacon is good