Ren fest = alot of white trash ppl.. But i love every one of them
My Ren Fest Trip in Full
By Turd Ferguson
So I love the Ren Fest. Im not sure why.. We didn't do much. Got there late and spent most of the time watching Equinox at the Guinness pub. They were great of course. Juices car = slightly broken. Stalled a few times thanks to jj's A&W coupons. We got off the freeway at flushing.. Well, actually we only made it to the end of the off ramp. Then it died. JJ and I pushed the blue bugbear (thats the name im giving his car here and now) to a gas station. Was downhill so took little effort. I also suspect jj wasn't really pushing. That tan attractive bastard. Then we discovered we took the wrong exit. We had to ask the gas station attendant. Coincedentally she was allergic to bees and i saved her life as i killed a bee with MY BARE HANDS!!!!! Ok so maybe its not that big of a deal, but for a moment... I was so Drizzt. She thanked me and ,as Juice hypothesized, took me in the backroom for quick "Ty mucho" sex. I let juice and jj watch. We skipped A&W and headed to the Ren Fest. SO many ppl there. JJ stepped in poo, while wearing sandals (Ouch). A large blackman jumped off a rock. After that we headed to the Guinness pub. Equinox were crazy good. And the pub was a good place to see everyones outfits. Not alot of actual metal armor; mostly leather. I would assume by how expesive leather is that chainmailm or breastplates must be insane. Even leather looked cool if done right. We enjoyed the show and wandered around. Checked out some weaps, partook of giant turkey legs, and drank a $3.50 cup of pop.. Surprisingly, $3.50 pop doesn't taste any better than $1.10 pop. Went back, watched another pub show then went to watch Equinox out in the open, with ppl gathered around. I must say that was pretty cool. Thus ended our Ren Fest Experience. The ride home however, was great as well. Had the best talk I've ever had with Juice and JJ. Was mostly me blabbing on but i don't usually talk about anything besides vids with them. Was a nice change. As far as what was said i can't specify. Let it be known though that these were the key points included : Vigerous Masturbation, Spandex Boy, and explicit interaction with little sister's friends. Well we dropped jj off, went to juices, I stopped in.. ate his food.. and came on home. All in all a good day and an all around good trip. Friends are def a good thing. Well... Gotta take my dad to court. Peace