dark, straight, and unbroken.

Jun 25, 2003 13:36

the most awesome result in my search for a career change was most definitely this:

If you are interested in a sales position based on commission, selling a new inexpensive individual type of investment, please re- email.

this is legitimate. and discrete. you will have to approach people directly in whichever way you prefer, and offer them specific instructions to engage in the investment. the investment is $3000 to start, and accrues average of $3000 every day.

You will receive 10% off every sale, immediately after close of sale, which is exactly $300.

due to the nature of this offer, instructions to offer to other people, and information you will be given will be at all times, minimal.

ÀîÁú(shimisimaike Ê·ÃÜ˹Âó¿Ë)

Incivius International

shimisimaike@hotmail.com
tel: 08602227611718
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(If you want to lose, don't trade with us!)

incoincidentally, if anyone would also like this job, then I am sure “shimisimaike” wouldn’t mind more applicants. Merely re-email, and your prayers will be answered.

In other news: it is time for me to do something that I never have before:

commit.

-with lots of love and lollipops.

ryan.

(p.s.- what the hell does shimisimaike mean? nancy, i'm looking at you.)
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