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[mynameisrobert]

fuck all of you who went to the movies tonight and didn't bother to call me and ask me if I wanted to go. So in my last summer in Miami, I'm sitting at my goddamn computer, as usual, while all my friends are off having fun and watching Pirates of the Carribbean. This is just fucking fantastic.

Now everyone is going to tell my how amazing the movie is and how I should see it and all that shit. I'll have a bast seeing it alone, I'm sure.