I had an idea for making money.
As everyone knows there's probably creatures on the moon. So. We get some jet things and we set them up all over the Earth. They have to have a lot of thrusting power because we have to move the planet. And we have to put them all over the place incase we're heading towards something and we have to move then we can turn on the other ones and go in another direction.
Renee you were in the Rodeo for like what, 15 years? You grab a rope and lasso the sun. Then we turn on the jets and take off with the sun towards Pluto cause I know someone there. When the moon wakes up and sees that we're gone it'll obviously go looking for us. It knows I have a friend on Pluto so it'll head out there. On our way to Pluto we have to stop at Mars and spray paint "If you ever want to see the sun again you will give Jupiter all of your currency." Jupiter won't let the moon pass without giving it all of their currency and then we can say "Hey Jup (which is my nickname for it.) why don't you come down to Pluto and we can all hang and split up that money." On it's way over the Moon Alliance will probably have caught on to our plan and they'll start attacking their planets. Including Jup, who will be severly weakened by the time it makes it out to Pluto. Don't worry about Pluto's moon because it is SOOOO orbitwhipped.
Anyways, Jupiter will finally get to Pluto and be all "What the fuck guys?" That's when Neptune comes in with the golf clubs and takes it down. Then we'll takes it's money and the moons money. There's a slight chance Uranus will see Jupiter and decide to follow but that's ok because together we can probably take it. We don't have to worry about Saturn because ever since I cast my Rings spell on it it hasn't been able to move. I did it to Uranus too but that was so long ago it's pretty much worn off by now. I guess I could cast another one on the way but like I said, Uranus is a bitch. It can't do shit.
And after everything is all done we can all just chill and we'll be super rich. Sound like a good idea?
Renee you were in the Rodeo for like what, 15 years? You grab a rope and lasso the sun. Then we turn on the jets and take off with the sun towards Pluto cause I know someone there. When the moon wakes up and sees that we're gone it'll obviously go looking for us. It knows I have a friend on Pluto so it'll head out there. On our way to Pluto we have to stop at Mars and spray paint "If you ever want to see the sun again you will give Jupiter all of your currency." Jupiter won't let the moon pass without giving it all of their currency and then we can say "Hey Jup (which is my nickname for it.) why don't you come down to Pluto and we can all hang and split up that money." On it's way over the Moon Alliance will probably have caught on to our plan and they'll start attacking their planets. Including Jup, who will be severly weakened by the time it makes it out to Pluto. Don't worry about Pluto's moon because it is SOOOO orbitwhipped.
Anyways, Jupiter will finally get to Pluto and be all "What the fuck guys?" That's when Neptune comes in with the golf clubs and takes it down. Then we'll takes it's money and the moons money. There's a slight chance Uranus will see Jupiter and decide to follow but that's ok because together we can probably take it. We don't have to worry about Saturn because ever since I cast my Rings spell on it it hasn't been able to move. I did it to Uranus too but that was so long ago it's pretty much worn off by now. I guess I could cast another one on the way but like I said, Uranus is a bitch. It can't do shit.
And after everything is all done we can all just chill and we'll be super rich. Sound like a good idea?