What Would You do if... I cried: i would enter a state of shock. and i would contemplate giving you a hug. ultimately, i would refrain from embracing you, for fear that i might crush you, hence a more intense tear downfall. I asked you to help: call Gohstbusters. I died from natural causes: um... you're like 15. so i'd be like, "there was something else going down". and then i would slit the throat of whoever brought about your end. I said I liked you: i would think it was a cruel joke. I kissed you: kiss you back. and then ask you how you could partake in such a VICIOUS JOKE. I started smoking: hand you a Camel I stole something: take you to Cleftomaniacs Annoymous. (i've gone) I was hospitalized: write you bad poetry. I ran away from home: tell you to come over and protect me from the cats in my walls. I got in a fight and you were there: not speak to you for a week. fights are STUPID. unless you are killing MANIELLE MARSHALL. then i would pass out popcorn. I got dumped: it happens. I pissed you off: say "YOU PISSED ME OFF CAMERON". I did something that you could never forgive me for: never forgive you... duh
What Do You Think Of My... Personality: no comment Eyes: they make me want to SLEEP WITH you. Face: i like your nose. Hair: i told you you would cut it. Clothes: i wear clothes. but i like it better when you're "TAKING OFF [YOUR] PANTS"... good times. Voice: so much for your Irish accent. Humor: love it. Choice of music: you dont like rap, do you? Mannerisms: 10.4 Family: like i know. Body: on my Christmas List Friends: Decisions: alcohol= bad.
Would You... Be my friend: yes. Tell me the truth no matter what: no. Lie to make me feel better: yes. Spread rumors about me: negative. Keep a secret if I told you one: yes. Loan me some cash: i am poorer than Dirty Sanchez... kind of. Hold my hand: when we cross the street Take a bullet for me: prooooooobabaly Keep in touch: yes. Try and solve my problems: no. those kind of people suck Love me: yes Have Sex with me: if i was DRUNK. once again, alcohol= bad. (not that sex with you is bad. alcohol would help me have sex with ANYONE... cody pfeifer can attest to this fact) Ditch me: no. Use me: no. Date me: yes. Rape me: if i was DRUNK. Beat me up: if i was DRUNK.... oh yeah. if i was drunk.
I cried: i would enter a state of shock. and i would contemplate giving you a hug. ultimately, i would refrain from embracing you, for fear that i might crush you, hence a more intense tear downfall.
I asked you to help: call Gohstbusters.
I died from natural causes: um... you're like 15. so i'd be like, "there was something else going down". and then i would slit the throat of whoever brought about your end.
I said I liked you: i would think it was a cruel joke.
I kissed you: kiss you back. and then ask you how you could partake in such a VICIOUS JOKE.
I started smoking: hand you a Camel
I stole something: take you to Cleftomaniacs Annoymous. (i've gone)
I was hospitalized: write you bad poetry.
I ran away from home: tell you to come over and protect me from the cats in my walls.
I got in a fight and you were there: not speak to you for a week. fights are STUPID. unless you are killing MANIELLE MARSHALL. then i would pass out popcorn.
I got dumped: it happens.
I pissed you off: say "YOU PISSED ME OFF CAMERON".
I did something that you could never forgive me for: never forgive you... duh
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: no comment
Eyes: they make me want to SLEEP WITH you.
Face: i like your nose.
Hair: i told you you would cut it.
Clothes: i wear clothes. but i like it better when you're "TAKING OFF [YOUR] PANTS"... good times.
Voice: so much for your Irish accent.
Humor: love it.
Choice of music: you dont like rap, do you?
Mannerisms: 10.4
Family: like i know.
Body: on my Christmas List
Friends:
Decisions: alcohol= bad.
Would You...
Be my friend: yes.
Tell me the truth no matter what: no.
Lie to make me feel better: yes.
Spread rumors about me: negative.
Keep a secret if I told you one: yes.
Loan me some cash: i am poorer than Dirty Sanchez... kind of.
Hold my hand: when we cross the street
Take a bullet for me: prooooooobabaly
Keep in touch: yes.
Try and solve my problems: no. those kind of people suck
Love me: yes
Have Sex with me: if i was DRUNK. once again, alcohol= bad. (not that sex with you is bad. alcohol would help me have sex with ANYONE... cody pfeifer can attest to this fact)
Ditch me: no.
Use me: no.
Date me: yes.
Rape me: if i was DRUNK.
Beat me up: if i was DRUNK.... oh yeah. if i was drunk.
like a vuittonet.
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