First Entry. Last Entry?
Today is "Unofficial" down at the good old U of I. It means that lots and lots of people are getting drunk. Congratulations! Idiots. It's a day that's meant for St. Patrick's Day that's not actually on St. Patrick's Day. How exciting. Now people have a reason to be drunk before noon and actually congratulate each other if they are. This is the time when locking your roommate out of the room and making out with a random guy is acceptable. Fantastic! This is when you laugh at all the excess police that the university has hired for this day because you're invincible. You're Superman! Who cares that two people died last year from alcohol poisoning? Obviously they were nothing like you and you know that you can drink all day and be fine! Hooray!
Sometimes I'm ashamed of the human race. Most of the time I hate other college students.
Sometimes I'm ashamed of the human race. Most of the time I hate other college students.