excerpt from an email from oweN:

[mynameiserin]

".........Hey, what do you call emilio estavez at a party? Emilio FESTIVEZ. What do you call emilio estavez behind a tree in the park trying to give some candy to a little kid? Emilio MOLESTAVEZ. What do you call emilio estavez on rogaine? Emilio HAIRY CHESTAVEZ. I could go on and on and on."

hahahhahahahahahaha