reAsons 123 & why :
NUMBER THREE:
special agent dale cooper (twin peaks)
cold detached and unemotional, the total opposite of me! a man's man, a lone wolf (& total stud). has high respect for true love, and the end of the season we find out why. protects audrey but never gives into her sex kitten vibes. he just, like, knows 'things' and has his own mythology. uses dreams to solve mysteries, but also loves facts. a paradox! very very intelligent, kind to everyone in twin peaks. cute man-love with hank. star of the show, duh!
NUMBER TWO:
viggo mortensen (lord of the rings)
totally hot like a fnatasy novel rides horses lone ranger, used to be married to exene cervenka from the ruling band X, ok maybe i do not like viggo just the lone ranger that he plays in lord of the rings. cool he looks like he could be in a metal band , aka looks like guys i usually date, except hes not wearing flannel or playing a guitar!!!
NUMBER ONE crush
ANTHONY BOURDAIN!
hubba hubba
have you seen his show on the travel channel? 'no reservations' this guy seems like a confident free-spirit, used to be low brow-esque drug-doing jerk back in his day. now he seems sober, well dressed, in even better shape, and fucking cool! watching his show makes me imagine what hanging out with him would be like, so lots of food, lots of movie references/parodies, lots of traveling, adventure, tons of jokes. omg sign me up! plus he is older and probably has money. sexy older man of my dreams!
ps i guess you have to be kind of arrogant to make an entire show based off your fucking cool laid back personality but whatever, i bought it!