MY BIRTHDAY!!! EEEEEKKKKKK!
It’s My Birthday!!! Oh yeah and Hubba Hubba Uptown, Too!
It is that time of year again; Monday will be the glorious date of my birth. Yeah for me, Yeah for you!
Don’t ask me how old I am; I will only lie to you. No need to bring presents, bring your badass self, a well deserving friend and maybe a well-rested liver.
As most of you know I don’t really drink but this might just be the one night of the year that you will get the chance to be a true friend and hold my hair back. You know I would do it for you, come on! Oh wait I probably have done it for you!
What would I like for my birthday? Anything in a rocks glass will do but most of all I just want you there.
I don’t want to hear the birthday song NO NO NO. The only sound I want to hear that night is my liver drunkenly singing rugby songs and maybe a rousing rendition of “Too Drunk To Fuck” That is it! Oh yeah and some shaking your ass music because my friends it is also a burlesque show…Who is on the line up you ask, it is star studded I tell you!
Bunny Pistol
Delilah
Ariyana La Fey
Roxie
Citty Rich (Hey wait that’s me! Yes Happy Birthday to you too, you get to see me swing my tassels just for you!)
Riff Ditties
Sid Scenic
sASSy Hotbuns
Virginia Slim
Honey LeBang
“Hey ladies, you know the cost of being my friend…LET’S SEE SOME T&A. DANCE FOR ME GIRLS, DANCE!!
What d’ya say you know you wanna comfort me in my time of need. I am getting older now and I am sad. I am no longer a kitten and not yet a cougar. I need to party a little more so I can look back on the bad decisions of my youth. One more night of loveless passion and a breakfast of no eye contact!
When: Monday, October 6th
Where: The Uptown Club, 1928 Telegraph Avenue, Oakland, CA 94612
How Much: We do have to pay for my and Jim’s detox the next morning so you know $5 each should do.
What Time: 9pm-until I scream in a drunken rage “Just leave all of you leave! You never loved me anyway!” (Followed by an apology call around 1pm on October 7th)
It is that time of year again; Monday will be the glorious date of my birth. Yeah for me, Yeah for you!
Don’t ask me how old I am; I will only lie to you. No need to bring presents, bring your badass self, a well deserving friend and maybe a well-rested liver.
As most of you know I don’t really drink but this might just be the one night of the year that you will get the chance to be a true friend and hold my hair back. You know I would do it for you, come on! Oh wait I probably have done it for you!
What would I like for my birthday? Anything in a rocks glass will do but most of all I just want you there.
I don’t want to hear the birthday song NO NO NO. The only sound I want to hear that night is my liver drunkenly singing rugby songs and maybe a rousing rendition of “Too Drunk To Fuck” That is it! Oh yeah and some shaking your ass music because my friends it is also a burlesque show…Who is on the line up you ask, it is star studded I tell you!
Bunny Pistol
Delilah
Ariyana La Fey
Roxie
Citty Rich (Hey wait that’s me! Yes Happy Birthday to you too, you get to see me swing my tassels just for you!)
Riff Ditties
Sid Scenic
sASSy Hotbuns
Virginia Slim
Honey LeBang
“Hey ladies, you know the cost of being my friend…LET’S SEE SOME T&A. DANCE FOR ME GIRLS, DANCE!!
What d’ya say you know you wanna comfort me in my time of need. I am getting older now and I am sad. I am no longer a kitten and not yet a cougar. I need to party a little more so I can look back on the bad decisions of my youth. One more night of loveless passion and a breakfast of no eye contact!
When: Monday, October 6th
Where: The Uptown Club, 1928 Telegraph Avenue, Oakland, CA 94612
How Much: We do have to pay for my and Jim’s detox the next morning so you know $5 each should do.
What Time: 9pm-until I scream in a drunken rage “Just leave all of you leave! You never loved me anyway!” (Followed by an apology call around 1pm on October 7th)
