hahaha, wtf!!

Dec 13, 2005 23:53

Scotty Loves Ash (11:36:09 PM): Ashley?
ihaveasexymonkey (11:36:19 PM): yes
Scotty Loves Ash (11:36:28 PM): Are you there?
ihaveasexymonkey (11:36:41 PM): no
Scotty Loves Ash (11:36:41 PM): :-D
Scotty Loves Ash (11:37:06 PM): dammit... well i'll try back later then okay? When do you think you will be there?
ihaveasexymonkey (11:37:59 PM): oh, i'm here now
ihaveasexymonkey (11:38:07 PM): sorry, i just got back from lunch
Scotty Loves Ash (11:38:11 PM): oh good
ihaveasexymonkey (11:38:15 PM): how are you?
Scotty Loves Ash (11:38:31 PM): i am le dandy!!
ihaveasexymonkey (11:38:34 PM): that's nice
Scotty Loves Ash (11:38:38 PM): how are you?
ihaveasexymonkey (11:38:39 PM): and the kids, how are they?
ihaveasexymonkey (11:38:48 PM): i'm fine on this sunny afternoon
Scotty Loves Ash (11:39:18 PM): The kids are good... constantly fighting and bickering! Yours?
Scotty Loves Ash (11:39:33 PM): :-P
ihaveasexymonkey (11:40:01 PM): eh, their good. Timmy is making straight A's, but for Tommy I can't say the same.
ihaveasexymonkey (11:40:32 PM): so, do you want to join me for 3 o'clock tea?
Scotty Loves Ash (11:41:21 PM): I know what you mean! Pilot has been getting all As and Bs, but Mercedes won't sit down and do her homework for two minutes.
Scotty Loves Ash (11:41:28 PM): Sure!
ihaveasexymonkey (11:41:42 PM): good
Scotty Loves Ash (11:41:59 PM): Where at?
ihaveasexymonkey (11:42:11 PM): want to meet in our "normal" hotel first where we usually get a room?
ihaveasexymonkey (11:42:28 PM): then from there we can decide which place has the best tea
Scotty Loves Ash (11:43:11 PM): hmm... sounds absolutely delightful... i just hope my winnie doesn't catch us!
ihaveasexymonkey (11:43:42 PM): hm, nice pet name...
Scotty Loves Ash (11:43:53 PM): what?
ihaveasexymonkey (11:43:55 PM): make sure you tell her you have a 3 o'clock meeting
ihaveasexymonkey (11:44:04 PM): "winnie"
Scotty Loves Ash (11:44:41 PM): thats not a pet name.... but of course i always tell her i have an impromptu dinner date with a client
ihaveasexymonkey (11:45:40 PM): alright...when we go back to the hotel, what will it be: roleplaying or tieing up?
Scotty Loves Ash (11:46:48 PM): hmm... you know... i think im in the mood for a threesome... would you mind terribly if i brought my secretary, she has great legs, you'll love her?
ihaveasexymonkey (11:47:50 PM): oh sure...3 is good
Scotty Loves Ash (11:48:03 PM): alrighty then
ihaveasexymonkey (11:48:04 PM): i'm more of a breasts woman...does she have nice breats?
Scotty Loves Ash (11:48:29 PM): yeah.... 34C... and perky
Scotty Loves Ash (11:48:56 PM): i really don't like this game anymore... it saddens me
ihaveasexymonkey (11:49:07 PM): :-(me too
Scotty Loves Ash (11:49:23 PM): :-\
ihaveasexymonkey (11:49:25 PM): i kinda started getting that icky feeling when you brought up the threesome...
Scotty Loves Ash (11:50:10 PM): sorry... i was just trying to come up with something worse than your idea
ihaveasexymonkey (11:50:26 PM): so, scott...how's about a two-some?
you, me, half a dozen champagne bottles, a hotel room, and three days of luxury?
Scotty Loves Ash (11:51:08 PM): just three???? how about 3 bottles of champagne and 12 days of luxury
ihaveasexymonkey (11:52:30 PM): alright...i like a whole dozen better than a half! good thinking!
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