Cuz I'm a SUPERFREAK!
YOU
1. what’s ur first name? Troy
2. male or female? Male
3. how old r u? 20
4. what country or state do u live in? Texas
5. would u say ur straight, gay or bi? Straight
UR BODY
6. describe what u look like physically: 5'10", still on the pale side of whiteness, glasses, short hair at the moment that's both light and dark, and I got some pudge around the tummy....plus my pecks aren't as peck-tacular as say SIGGI's but I'm working on em.
7. ok now guys, how big is it honestly? and girls, how many fingers can u fit? Big enough, or larger than average but not ginormous.....various measurings have included: 1 hand length, 13 thumb widths, and somewhere between 8 and 11 inches.
8. girls, what size r ur tits, and guys, r u cut or uncut? Hmmmm, depends where you're looking.
9. and how big r ur nipples, and r they pink or brown? Pink, and not TOO big.
10. what’s ur fav part of ur body? I like my forearms.
11. what’s ur fav body part on the opposite sex? From about mid-hip down.
12. what’s ur fav place on ur body 2 be kissed? Ears
13. do u have any special names 4 ur privates or what do u call them? Private Frankenberry Johnson
14. do u shave, trim, wax, have a racing strip, leave it natural or what? Natural...I don't trust myself with sharp objects.
GETTING PERSONAL NOW
15. do u masturbate? DUH!
16. how often do u masturbate? Once, at nighttime, on days that I feel REALLY horny.....so, NOT EVERY DAY.
17. how many ppl have u slept with? Does this include the 7 months on Colin's floor???
18. how old were u when u lost ur virginity? That implies that one has already lost it....stupid assumptions.
19. who did u lose it 2? Oh, yeah, that dude over on 24th street took it, fucking pimps...
20. do u regret ur first time? Yeah, I was nervous, I think the audience knew it too.....I messed up so many times....*sigh* but it was a great performance
21. do u have any other sexual regrets? Life's not about regrets.
22. have u ever had sex with a virgin? If masturbation is a form of sex....
23. what’s the biggest age difference between u and someone u’ve had sex with? X
24. how often would u have sex in an ideal relationship? As often as she wanted to have sex.
25. and when was the last time u actually did have sex? With another person???
26. when was the last time u had an orgasm? I've been doing homework tonight...soo....shoot...um...27 hours?
27. have u ever had a 1 night stand? Never.
28. what sort of contraception do u normally use? None, not really afraid of my hand getting pregnant.
29. have u ever had phone sex? Yes.
30. have u ever had cyber sex? Yes. Thank you Channel One chatrooms for getting me into the Internet.
31. have u ever devoted a whole day 2 sex? Yes, but not for myself.
32. lights on or off? They're off right now.
33. do u prefer 2 give or receive oral sex? If it means she might experience the same pleasure that I'm almost guaranteed to feel, then by all means, let me go down!
34. do u prefer oral sex or normal sex? normal....cuz it's just so normal
35. do u prefer giving/receiving blowjobs or handjobs? Giving:BOTH:NO! Receiving:BJ/YES:HJ/NO
36. do u prefer eating/being eaten or fingering/being fingered? Eating:Yeah,Being Eaten:No...not at all Fingering:Sure,Being Fingered:God no.
37. girls, have u ever used ur tits 2 get a guy off, or guys, have u ever had a girl use her tits 2 get u off? Huh, umm...no.
38. what’s ur fav position? This one.
39. what’s the most number of positions u’ve used in 1 sex session? 237
40. do u like sex best rough, gentle, fast, slow, or how? Abrassive and Smooth while Upbeat but Downtrodden.....
41. do u get turned on by pain? It makes me laugh...but not cum.
42. have u ever tried anal sex and if so did u like it? Nope.
43. how do u feel about sex when u or ur partner is on her period? I'm gonna go with I feel bad for her, but since that won't happen, I don't need to worry.
ORGASMS AND CUM
44. girls, have u ever or do u ever fake orgasms? Why not ask guys!?!? I've had to fake PLENTY!
45. what’s the most number of orgasms u have had together, or in one sex session of sex? 238
46. can u cum from just having sex? I can probably cum from less than that!
47. what sort of orgasm do u normally have (do u moan, pant, gasp, scream or what)? I start fires.
48. spit or swallow? Her juices? I dunno....it'd depend.
49. girls, do u like the taste of cum, or guys, do u like the taste of pussy? Sure, why not.
50. have u ever tasted ur own love juices? Heavily diluted...
51. what did u think of the taste? "She spit in my sprite"
52. what’s the kinkiest thing u’ve ever done with cum? Kinkiest?....done it? I dunno....
MOSTLY HAVE U EVERS
53. have u or do u ever look at porno magazines? Yeah.
54. have u or do u ever watch porno videos? Yep
55. have u ever watched a live stripper? Nope.
56. have u ever watched a live sex show? Nope.
57. have u ever used toys during sex? Nope.
58. have u ever used sex toys on ur own? Nope.
59. have u ever used another object that wasn’t really a toy during sex? Nope.
60. have u ever used another object that wasn’t really a toy on ur own? Nope.
61. how do u feel about talking during sex? the less complete the sentence/the better
62. r u usually loud during sex? Yeah, I wake neighborhoods....
63. have u ever woken up somebody else in the same house when ur having sex? What did I just say.
64. have u ever had complaints from the neighbours about ur noise during sex? Are you even listening???
65. have u ever been given open praise 4 ur sexual technique? Nope, apparently I suck.
66. have u or do u ever think about other ppl when ur having sex? Haven't had the opportunity.
67. have u ever called out someone else’s name during sex? As in someone's name other than my own??
68. have u ever had sex in a car? Nope.
69. if yes, was the car moving? Who's driving???
70. have u ever had sex in the water (pool, ocean, etc.)? It might make things easier
71. have u ever had sex in the shower? Again....could be easier...
72. what’s the strangest place u ever had sex? NO SEX!!!!
73. have u ever had sex at work or school? Sex, no. Sexual acts, yes.
74. do u ever roleplay in the bedroom (i don’t mean online)? I probably would.
LOTS OF HAVE U EVERS...
75. have u ever used food 4 sexual purposes? Yeah, it didn't work out...too sticky.
76. have u ever had a 3some or any sort of group sex? NO SEX!!!!
77. have u ever had sex with more than 1 person during a 24-hour period but not at the same time? NO SEX!!!!
78. have u ever had sex with other ppl in the room? NO SEX!!!!
79. have u ever been caught masturbating? Yeah.....dammit.
80. have u ever caught anyone else masturbating? At school yeah...
81. have u ever been caught having sex? NO SEX!!!!
82. have u ever caught anyone else having sex? ....yeah....
83. have u ever watched anyone masturbate (whether they knew or not)? Yeah
84. have u ever let anyone watch u masturbate? I don't think so
85. have u ever watched anyone have sex (whether they knew or not)? Yeah
86. has anyone ever watched u having sex? NOPE!
87. have u ever watched urself? Yeah...I look funny.
88. have u ever kissed anyone of the same sex? NOPE!
89. have u ever had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? NOPE!
90. have u ever had sex with 2 ppl in the same family? NOPE!
91. have u ever had sex with someone related 2 u? NOPE!
92. have u ever had sex with an animal? NOPE!
93. have u ever had pains as a result of sexual acts? Yeah! Intense swelling...not cool!
94. have u ever fallen asleep during sex? NO SEX!!!!
95. have u ever answered the phone while u were having sex and kept going? No...but I've been on the other end a number of times.
96. have u ever broken anything having sex? Nope, but just give me time.
AND FINALLY
97. describe ur worst sexual experience: "describes the worst"
98. describe ur best sexual experience: "describes the best"
99. describe ur biggest fantasy: For her to ask me to stop lovingly so that she could rest for a moment.
100. and finally, what’s the kinkiest thing u’ve ever done?: Movie theatre/or play rehearsals...that's a tie right there.
"Does Barbie come with Ken?" "No. She cums with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."