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so who wants to hear about the surgery? I know yall do! So I woke up friggin early and went to the place. I thought it was going to be in the medical center. Apparantly they dont do that kind of surgery in the medical center. hmmmmmm... So we get there and its in a little strip mall next to "wings n' things" and "Le Tailer Le Clothes". That was reassuring. No one else was in there. So finally after waiting an hour with my mom basically hyperventilating I went into the room to "prep" and they had me change into one of the gowns with no back to it. That was OH SO MUCH FUN. I rocked my inner nudist. The only problem was my parents were sitting right there and I do not ever see my parents without their clothes and they never see me so I asked them to leave because it was awkward beyond belief and the nurse thought i was insane because of it. So they put in the IV and shit which I didnt really mind. I had this really nice Asian nurse which was cool. What I thought was funny was that they had to put a bright green sticker above my left eye to make sure they didnt forget which one to operate on. Even though they had it written down on about ten papers. So they put me to sleep, I dont even remember falling asleep actually, and when I woke up the nurse was talking to me as if we had been having a conversation. Apparently when I woke up I didn't realize what I was saying and I starting asking "WHERE'S MY ASIAN? WHERE'S MY ASIAN?" (the nurse)After a couple of minutes the nurse told me to get dressed and call her in when I was done. I definitly didn't call her in but every two seconds she would poke her head in when i was getting dressed to see if I was finished. I was dizzy beyond belief because the anasthesia and it wasn't nice having some old nurse looking at me as i change. She came in when i was just in boxers. that have a hole in front. ug. Anyway I got home and have been doing nothing the whole day because my eye looks like a bitch. I was considering putting pictures but I decided against it.