Cunt ass teacher
Everyone is asking me when Im going to register for classes. Next semester is coming up quickly. When am I going to get the classes I need for a college transfer. Well guys, here is your answer. Never. Not going to. Next year (2007) I will not be attending a spring semester of school. I will be getting a full time job and move out. Here is ONE good reason why...
My math teacher makes me want to hang myself. And not just myself.. her too. Today in class instead of saying "didnt" she said "dunit" and I corrected her. I repeted it and then corrected her. Not so much to make her look stupid but just because when Tyler does it I repet it and correct him. Its just a habit. She looked at me and goes "Who said dunit?!" A girl in my class goes "You." She responds with "Didnt.." I said "Yes.. thats the word." She rolled her eyes and continued to teach. When she paused to move to something else I said "I was only kidding with you Mrs. Duff." She goes "Yeah and you can see me after class.." I rolled my eyes and had nothing to say. Later when we had about 10 minutes left of class I said to Tyler, "If she she wants to talk to me, she can on her time.. not mine." She apparently heard me and let the class go 5 mintues early to talk to me. When everyone left and she shut the doors and I said "What do you want?" The conversation went something like this...
Duff: Why are you in this class?
Me: Because I need to have it to be in school.
Duff: Do you not care about this class?
Me: Uh.. Im obviously passing.
Duff: You come in here, you're disrepestful, you dont do your work and the only thing that I can say is you're passing your test.
Me: Im passing this class. And who cares when I do the work as long as it gets done and I get the information I need. Seriously, you act like Im the ONLY one..
Duff: Are you good in english? Well.. you must be --
Me: YOU SAID DUNIT! I was correcting you.. Get off it. You're taking it so personal!
Duff: I dont say dunit!
Me: Get off of it.. you said it.
Duff: I want you to write me a paper.
Me: Yeah.. thats going to happen.
Duff: Yeah.. you are.. thats how you're going to stay in this class.
Me: DUDE.. Sorry but really.. you cant drop me. I have not missed over the amount of days I can and plus, Im passing this class. You CANNOT drop me because you dont like me.
Then she proceeded to tell me that what the paper was going to be about.
1st. What my instructors think about me
2nd. What my classmates think about me
3rd. What I think about myself
4th. Why Im in school
Me: If I write this paper you WILL give me a 100 for a TEST grade
Duff: If its an 100 grade
She started to talk again but at that point I was so fed up I just walked away. I blurted "WHATEVER" as I slammed the door behind me.
Im almost tempted to write dunit instead of didnt in my paper. Haha, just to be a bitch. I think I might actually go to past teachers and get them to say WONDERFUL things about me. Or dig up old report cards to stick in my paper.. be like "Yeah.. instructors think Im GREAT!" Get friends to say great things about me. Haha, or I could go another way and act like Im TRUELY depressed and say everyone hates me. Ha.. Im gonna have fun with this paper.
Other than BULLSHIT.
I won a DVD player from 107.5!!
--IF YOU'VE READ MY BULLETIN ON MYSPACE YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART--
So last week sometime I called into the radio and asked them to play "My love" by Justin Timberlake. The guy asked me WHY I WANTED TO HEAR THAT SONG?! And I said "cause its my booty dancin' song!" (Yeaaah.. had a couple of drinks by then). So he talked to me for a while then finally asked if I wanted to be a winner for tomorrows top 8 at 8 count down. I said of course and ended up winning a season of Smallville. I dont really watch it but my friend Lance Hall LOVES it so I called him and told him what I had for him! He also said because I was one of the winners I had a 1 out of 5 chance of winning a DVD player. So today (being yesterday) I got a call and it was the radio dude telling me that he just recieved my application at Walmart super center and that I can start tomorrow greeting people. Haha, I just went along with it acting really excited saying "OMG! CAN I HAND OUT THE LITTLE SMILEY FACE STICKERS TOO?!" It went back and fourth before he finally ran out of things to say and told me I was the winner and get the DVD player! And because I got the grand prize I get ANOTHER season of Smallville -- FOR LANCE OF COURSE.
Then he asked if I wanted to do a quick fill-in-the-blank on the air so I said Of course! So he said "Its very sexy when my boyfriend or girlfriend does this..." So I repeted "Its very sexy when my boyfriend or girlfriend ... SUCKS ON MY TOES?" And he goes "haha, well which one is it?!" I go "HAHA, BOYFRIEND!" and he goes "Oh well what does your girlfriend think about that?!" I was like "She isnt too happy about it!"
HAHA, I SOUNDED LIKE AN IDIOT BUT ATLEAST I WON THE DVD PLAYER!!! GO ME!!
-- END --
Im finally getting hours at work again. THANK GOD. I have to pay off my lawyer and start to save up for Christmas AND the skii trip me and Tyler plan on taking with Sam and Josh! We cannot stop talking about going shopping together and finding a lodge! We are soooo excited! Im WAAAAAY excited about Thanksgiving break! My cousins are coming in town and NO SCHOOL! I have to work (the day after and before thanksgiving) but other than that, I cant wait!
And although I HATE cold weather.. I really look forward to getting snowed in with Tyler!
My math teacher makes me want to hang myself. And not just myself.. her too. Today in class instead of saying "didnt" she said "dunit" and I corrected her. I repeted it and then corrected her. Not so much to make her look stupid but just because when Tyler does it I repet it and correct him. Its just a habit. She looked at me and goes "Who said dunit?!" A girl in my class goes "You." She responds with "Didnt.." I said "Yes.. thats the word." She rolled her eyes and continued to teach. When she paused to move to something else I said "I was only kidding with you Mrs. Duff." She goes "Yeah and you can see me after class.." I rolled my eyes and had nothing to say. Later when we had about 10 minutes left of class I said to Tyler, "If she she wants to talk to me, she can on her time.. not mine." She apparently heard me and let the class go 5 mintues early to talk to me. When everyone left and she shut the doors and I said "What do you want?" The conversation went something like this...
Duff: Why are you in this class?
Me: Because I need to have it to be in school.
Duff: Do you not care about this class?
Me: Uh.. Im obviously passing.
Duff: You come in here, you're disrepestful, you dont do your work and the only thing that I can say is you're passing your test.
Me: Im passing this class. And who cares when I do the work as long as it gets done and I get the information I need. Seriously, you act like Im the ONLY one..
Duff: Are you good in english? Well.. you must be --
Me: YOU SAID DUNIT! I was correcting you.. Get off it. You're taking it so personal!
Duff: I dont say dunit!
Me: Get off of it.. you said it.
Duff: I want you to write me a paper.
Me: Yeah.. thats going to happen.
Duff: Yeah.. you are.. thats how you're going to stay in this class.
Me: DUDE.. Sorry but really.. you cant drop me. I have not missed over the amount of days I can and plus, Im passing this class. You CANNOT drop me because you dont like me.
Then she proceeded to tell me that what the paper was going to be about.
1st. What my instructors think about me
2nd. What my classmates think about me
3rd. What I think about myself
4th. Why Im in school
Me: If I write this paper you WILL give me a 100 for a TEST grade
Duff: If its an 100 grade
She started to talk again but at that point I was so fed up I just walked away. I blurted "WHATEVER" as I slammed the door behind me.
Im almost tempted to write dunit instead of didnt in my paper. Haha, just to be a bitch. I think I might actually go to past teachers and get them to say WONDERFUL things about me. Or dig up old report cards to stick in my paper.. be like "Yeah.. instructors think Im GREAT!" Get friends to say great things about me. Haha, or I could go another way and act like Im TRUELY depressed and say everyone hates me. Ha.. Im gonna have fun with this paper.
Other than BULLSHIT.
I won a DVD player from 107.5!!
--IF YOU'VE READ MY BULLETIN ON MYSPACE YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART--
So last week sometime I called into the radio and asked them to play "My love" by Justin Timberlake. The guy asked me WHY I WANTED TO HEAR THAT SONG?! And I said "cause its my booty dancin' song!" (Yeaaah.. had a couple of drinks by then). So he talked to me for a while then finally asked if I wanted to be a winner for tomorrows top 8 at 8 count down. I said of course and ended up winning a season of Smallville. I dont really watch it but my friend Lance Hall LOVES it so I called him and told him what I had for him! He also said because I was one of the winners I had a 1 out of 5 chance of winning a DVD player. So today (being yesterday) I got a call and it was the radio dude telling me that he just recieved my application at Walmart super center and that I can start tomorrow greeting people. Haha, I just went along with it acting really excited saying "OMG! CAN I HAND OUT THE LITTLE SMILEY FACE STICKERS TOO?!" It went back and fourth before he finally ran out of things to say and told me I was the winner and get the DVD player! And because I got the grand prize I get ANOTHER season of Smallville -- FOR LANCE OF COURSE.
Then he asked if I wanted to do a quick fill-in-the-blank on the air so I said Of course! So he said "Its very sexy when my boyfriend or girlfriend does this..." So I repeted "Its very sexy when my boyfriend or girlfriend ... SUCKS ON MY TOES?" And he goes "haha, well which one is it?!" I go "HAHA, BOYFRIEND!" and he goes "Oh well what does your girlfriend think about that?!" I was like "She isnt too happy about it!"
HAHA, I SOUNDED LIKE AN IDIOT BUT ATLEAST I WON THE DVD PLAYER!!! GO ME!!
-- END --
Im finally getting hours at work again. THANK GOD. I have to pay off my lawyer and start to save up for Christmas AND the skii trip me and Tyler plan on taking with Sam and Josh! We cannot stop talking about going shopping together and finding a lodge! We are soooo excited! Im WAAAAAY excited about Thanksgiving break! My cousins are coming in town and NO SCHOOL! I have to work (the day after and before thanksgiving) but other than that, I cant wait!
And although I HATE cold weather.. I really look forward to getting snowed in with Tyler!