I figured out how to do the japanese thing.

[mymaria]

ななみさん　よんでください。

こんいちわ。わたしわ　アンドりゅ　です。　ありぞなしゅの　orme。　わたしの　せんこう　まど　あかりまん。せんこうの　ぶんがく　そおじゃありません。　こお茶　is black tea.

Q:　アンドりゅさんは　なんえんせですか。
A:　いちねんせ　ですか。

Q:　あんどりゅさんの　だいがくは　どこですか。
A: とおきょうだいがく　です。（ははは）

Q: あんどりゅさんの　せんこうは　なんですか。
A:　まど　あかりません。

Comments

[noppi]

It should be...

ナナ実さん、読んで下さい。

こんにちわ。私の名前はアンドリューです。アリゾナ州のOrme出身です。私の専攻はまだ分かりません。専攻は文学ではありません。紅茶 is tea。

アンドリューさんは何年生ですか？
一年生です。

アンドリューさんの大学はどこですか？
東京大学です。

アンドリューさんの専攻は何ですか？
まだ分かりません。

You make me sick, Andrew. Why are you taking Japanese? Promise me not to marry a Japanese person.

[mymaria]

I don't know katakana or kanji yet. or that all of the words are supposed to be together. that's fucking hard.

will you marry me?

[noppi]

No, Andrew, you're not European. I can't marry you.

[mymaria]

oh, woe is me!

[noppi]

Don't be sad.

[mymaria]

ななみさんは　面白い　です。

[noppi]

Ha ha hah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

[noppi]

You don't have to put SAN on it.

[mymaria]

あんなたは　ばか　ですか。

[noppi]

うん。

[mymaria]

運命。

[noppi]

God, you're weird... Stop obsessing over this Japanese stuff. Let's talk about something else.

[mymaria]

I'm wierd??? You don't know how lucky you are to know two languages fluently.

[noppi]

Japanese is gross.

[mymaria]

maybe, but I'm having fun with it.

[noppi]

God, I have to tell you a freaky story. When I was on Caravan Karen, Colleen, and I got stoned a lot. Anyway, when I was really stoned I talked to Yuki a lot in Japanese and Seigs was like, "Japanese almost sounds like French. Or you've been hanging around with Joan Jones for too long..." or something like that and it freaked me out cause I thought Joan Jones was slang for weed and I just froze to the spot. But he was talking about your mom. But he knew that we were stoned all the time. Ok, lame story. Next! Refresh Vulture!