[An Ever-Elusive Video Post]
[This room is sideways and hobbling, because the recorder is laying on its side after being knocked from a table. The floor is tiled and almost immaculate, as if someone has just finished sweeping, mopping, and polishing the surface. The problem is there are small cat-shaped prints dotting spots on the surface -- but the bigger problem is there are small feet making even more prints.
They are also noisy, hungry, and fussy.]
Yes, yes... I do understand.
[The only human-sounding voice comes from across the room, out of sight, low and calm, politely addressing a particularly angry mew.]
I agree. That collar does not quite work. I would be unhappy as well. We will find-
[The voice stops, inhaling a quick breath.]
Ah, no-
That is not y--
[There are three sounds: a crash, short-lived silence, and then distant purring.]
...ah...
...I suppose it can be yours now.
[An orange cat is crouching nearly-out-of-sight of the camera's range. It wiggles like the camera is the most exciting thing it has ever seen, then bolts for the screen.
It's at this point the transmission ends.]
They are also noisy, hungry, and fussy.]
Yes, yes... I do understand.
[The only human-sounding voice comes from across the room, out of sight, low and calm, politely addressing a particularly angry mew.]
I agree. That collar does not quite work. I would be unhappy as well. We will find-
[The voice stops, inhaling a quick breath.]
Ah, no-
That is not y--
[There are three sounds: a crash, short-lived silence, and then distant purring.]
...ah...
...I suppose it can be yours now.
[An orange cat is crouching nearly-out-of-sight of the camera's range. It wiggles like the camera is the most exciting thing it has ever seen, then bolts for the screen.
It's at this point the transmission ends.]