To-Do Started 07/06 2:02AM -- Deadline 07/06 12:30PM. COMPLETED 07/06 7:45AM.

[mylord]

(1) Procure (locally):

1. Blue Chamomile [30ml] (1)
      ▪ 100%
2. Marjoram [15ml] (6)
3. Sandalwood [30ml] (3)
4. Ylang Ylang [15ml] (2)
5. Ravensara [5ml] (5) (1)

Comments

[growinmushrooms]

Perhaps someone with great knowledge of grace, charm, and the appropriate behaviors for the upper class, while still having collected a large amount of "commoner wisdom" on how to survive in this topsy-turvy world, might be suitable for the position?

[mylord]

Perhaps! Please let me know if you find such a person.

[mylord]

Unless, of course, you mean to offer yourself.

[growinmushrooms]

I do mean to!

[mylord]

My, my! No one aside from Mister Grelle has ever approached me for a job before.

[mylord]

You're aware even the most qualified candidate will need to be thoroughly evaluated, correct?

[growinmushrooms]

But of course! I stand ready for any evaluations, exams, or competetions necessary to obtain this job!

[growinmushrooms]

Ah... it doesn't involve accounting, does it?

[mylord]

No. All accounting is handled elsewhere.

[growinmushrooms]

Ah, good. Then I will certainly be suited for this position!

[mylord]

I suppose I can begin asking you preliminary questions since you seem determined provided accounting is not involved.

[mylord]

I will ask you four questions after you have confirmed your understanding of this explanation. You may answer them in any order you choose and rearrange their placement. In the interest of clarity, I will provide an example. Here is the numbered order in which I will provide the questions:

1.) Question.
2.) Question.
3.) Question.
4.) Question.

You cannot respond with the answers to 1, 2, 3, and 4 in this order. It is the correct order and that is not in what I am interested.

If you choose to answer 2 first, 3 last, and answer 1 and 4 in the proper succession, your answer order will become:

2.)
1.)
4.)
3.)

You keep the numbers the same. My only stipulation is you must move at least one answer.

Am I clear?

[growinmushrooms]

Confirmed! Though it does seem somewhat strange.

[mylord]

That is the point, yes.

Please see the questions below:

1.) a.) Assemble the following colours in the order of your personal preference: Red, Pink, Green, Blue, Yellow.
b.) Assemble the following colours in the order you believe looks best on you in the form of clothing: Red, Pink, Green, Blue, Yellow.

2.) Arrange these numbers in a logical pattern: 1 34 14 7 103 59.

3.) Please explain the difference between a disinterested party and an uninterested party.

4.) Tell me why you're interested in obtaining this position.

[growinmushrooms]

2) 1 7 14 34 59 103

3) Disinterested means unbiased, and uninterested means indifferent! However, these are not traits that a party should display! A healthy interest and an appearance of preference are the key to charm!

1) a) and b) are identical! Blue, Red, Yellow, Pink, Green!

4) In order to continue funding my activities as President of the Desai Vacationers' Host Club, it appears that I need a job! And this job in particular seemed interesting because the list it appeared on showed impeccable taste, as does your suit! Being surrounded by tasteful elegance is very important!

[mylord]

Ah, that was unexpected. Three is... hmmm~

You pass, of course. Very good.