forgot about this!

Apr 16, 2011 21:33

Character: Rainbow Dash
Series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Character Age: pony
Canon: The title isn't keeping any secrets, folks. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a surprisingly addictive children's show about tiny equines who discover the joy of interpersonal relationships. The "mane" character is Twilight Sparkle, a bookish unicorn who nevertheless manages to collect a group of best buds who happen to represent the ~elements of harmony~. At least, they do for an episode.

In theory, Rainbow Dash's most representative trait is loyalty. And it's true, she'd never leave a friend hanging. She just might need a few good kicks before she pulls herself out of her egomaniacal daydreams and realizes that somepony else needs her help. Left to her own devices, Rainbow is a cocky daredevil with a tendency towards bragging, boasting, and occasionally bending the rules. After all, she is the self-proclaimed best flier in all of Equestria. This sometimes leads to her biting off more than she can chew, and her bad girl bravado has been known to crack under the pressure when she realizes she's in over her head. But if it's for a pal, she'll nerve herself back up and get the job done, whether it's fighting off the monster of the week or performing the legendary Sonic Rainboom. After all, like most ponies, Rainbow doesn't take anything but friendship too seriously in the long run. ...friendship and being the best. But she can't help that, she's Rainbow Dash!

note: Rainbow's job is to manage the weather in the skies over Ponyville. Ponies do not believe in letting these things happen on their own.

Sample Post:

A farm without weather control? Are you crazy? No wonder this place stinks so bad. Didn’t you get the message? Spring is supposed to have sprung by now! Well, lucky for you, now you've got the fastest, smartest, and most talented cloud kicker in all of Equestria here to clear away that mess up there! Fillies and Gentlecolts, allow me hook you up... with a Rainbow connection.

Or whatever you guys are. Okay, so you're not ponies. I can see that. For one thing, you only come in one color. That's... kind of boring, don't you think? I mean, no offense. Purple's nice or whatever. But wait until you see me light up your skies. Double rainbows? That’s nothing. I’m going for a triple.

Let's see. First thing I'd better do is clean up the area. Then I can round up some really good rainclouds and bring them over to fill up your water tower! Didn't expect me to think ahead, did ya? Well don’t look so surprised, it's not like I'm going to fly away and leave you hanging. And I already know that after you see me in action you’re going to be begging for me to stay and water your crops all season. Who wouldn’t? So I worked out a contingency plan. No need to thank me, although I'm sure you'll do that anyway. I'm gonna look so cool up there whipping those rainstorms up, you won't believe your eyes! And that's assuming I slow down enough for you to even get a look my sweet moves.

But enough about me. Like I was saying, there wouldn't be any point in flying up a storm if my clouds were just going to get mixed in with these pathetic little cirrus things that are already here. It shouldn't take long for me to get rid of them, though. I'll just make a couple high-flying sweeps of the territory and AAAAAAH!! What in the hay is that supposed to be?! Some kind of sea monster or something? No way! What's that doing all the way up here?

I mean. Not that I can't handle it. I have totally gone up against bigger badder things than that. Like when that Dragon was threatening Ponyville? Oh yeah, I was there. And by there I mean... right in the middle of things! Of course. Where else would I have been? So this? No problem. Wait and see! It’s just one more bump in the road on my trip out of farmsville. And there's no way a bump is gonna slow me down. I mean, check the wings! Where I’m going, I don't need roads.

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