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You know what? My life is awesome right now.
Getting drunk is cool.
It's the afternoon, it's £3 of Strongbow, I don't have to go to work.
I get to rock out with all my pony bitches online, who are all SAHMs (stay at home moms, I didn't know what it meant either).
I get to watch cartoons. So many awesome cartoons!
I get to dance and sing in the house, because no one is home. I like to set the tv on VH1 Classic and have before-I-was-conceived nostalgia.
I get to write porn. Dude, I wrote some filty pron today. Lady's face met a brick wall.
I get to drink away the drills of the roadwork down the street.
I get to shut the blinds and wear nothing but pants.
I so want more face piercings. Although, since I'm looking for jobs, now might not be the perfect time... I really do want my madonna/monroe/whatever pierced. I'm worried about what it'll do to my teeth though. I guess you can get a lot of plastic type studs now, maybe that solves the problem. It's not like I have these super awesome teeth I'm scared of ruining anyway. I've wanted a bridge piercing for years, but now that I wear glasses I think it'll make my face more cluttered.
And Katy Perry. I think she stole my style. I used to wear a lot of the things she's wearing now. Thief whore.
Damn, the music channels are bad. I actually had to resort to watching Kerrang for 5 minutes. They also make me racist. If there is a black man in sunglasses, I presume I'm not interested because it's sexist drivel. In between that and Xzibit, it's like MTV wants me to hate black people.
Although, if there is anything MTV had taught me it is that the chap from Sum 41 and Avril Lavigne are a perfect pair of retards. Let's hope they don't breed.
Music I don't like:
Dashboard Confessional - At least once a year someone tells me they are awesome, they're still shit.
Good Charlotte - They're annoying. At least Limp Bizkit had the decency to STFU.
The Style Council - WTF Paul, double yew, tee, eff.
Westlife - No explanation necessary.
Florence and the Machine - I have no idea why this took off.
Pitbull - Worse than a soiled tampon.
Music I like (that I generally forgot about):
Boomtown Rats
Arab Strap
Roots Manuva (Cornflakes cereal, Arab Strap and Roots is pretty much all I remember of being 17. That and Emile Durkheim's theory on suicide and getting thrown out of seeing Dizzee Rascal [before the Mercury prize thing].)
Lee 'Scratch' Perry
Alsoooo.... Does anyone have a pirate copy of photoshop? I've reached my end with Paint.net (and I assume GIMP, but it's been a while since I played with that), it's so restrictive.
Getting drunk is cool.
It's the afternoon, it's £3 of Strongbow, I don't have to go to work.
I get to rock out with all my pony bitches online, who are all SAHMs (stay at home moms, I didn't know what it meant either).
I get to watch cartoons. So many awesome cartoons!
I get to dance and sing in the house, because no one is home. I like to set the tv on VH1 Classic and have before-I-was-conceived nostalgia.
I get to write porn. Dude, I wrote some filty pron today. Lady's face met a brick wall.
I get to drink away the drills of the roadwork down the street.
I get to shut the blinds and wear nothing but pants.
I so want more face piercings. Although, since I'm looking for jobs, now might not be the perfect time... I really do want my madonna/monroe/whatever pierced. I'm worried about what it'll do to my teeth though. I guess you can get a lot of plastic type studs now, maybe that solves the problem. It's not like I have these super awesome teeth I'm scared of ruining anyway. I've wanted a bridge piercing for years, but now that I wear glasses I think it'll make my face more cluttered.
And Katy Perry. I think she stole my style. I used to wear a lot of the things she's wearing now. Thief whore.
Damn, the music channels are bad. I actually had to resort to watching Kerrang for 5 minutes. They also make me racist. If there is a black man in sunglasses, I presume I'm not interested because it's sexist drivel. In between that and Xzibit, it's like MTV wants me to hate black people.
Although, if there is anything MTV had taught me it is that the chap from Sum 41 and Avril Lavigne are a perfect pair of retards. Let's hope they don't breed.
Music I don't like:
Dashboard Confessional - At least once a year someone tells me they are awesome, they're still shit.
Good Charlotte - They're annoying. At least Limp Bizkit had the decency to STFU.
The Style Council - WTF Paul, double yew, tee, eff.
Westlife - No explanation necessary.
Florence and the Machine - I have no idea why this took off.
Pitbull - Worse than a soiled tampon.
Music I like (that I generally forgot about):
Boomtown Rats
Arab Strap
Roots Manuva (Cornflakes cereal, Arab Strap and Roots is pretty much all I remember of being 17. That and Emile Durkheim's theory on suicide and getting thrown out of seeing Dizzee Rascal [before the Mercury prize thing].)
Lee 'Scratch' Perry
Alsoooo.... Does anyone have a pirate copy of photoshop? I've reached my end with Paint.net (and I assume GIMP, but it's been a while since I played with that), it's so restrictive.