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So at the mall yhesterday my sister and i were debating how to make and awkward call to my grandma/aunt, and about who would have to do it. The call was regarding how many children my cousin had, what sexes and ages they are, and what their names are. WE were so into this conversation that we quickly got into my car without really thinking too much. As soon as i sit down it instantly feels wrong. I cant really confortably reach the pedals and to tell you the truth i dont remember if i ever felt a clutch pedal or not. SO i am telling my sister that i cant reach the gas and shes mocking me becuase there is no way the seat moved since its stuck in one place (it broke a long time ago). Then she starts questioning me about the bag of rolled up papers in the back seat and i have NO idea what she is talking about. So shes like man jenny dont you think you should know whats in your car? Mean while i am trying to get the car to feel correct by moving the seats back rest back and forward. It just doesnt feel right. I get scared because someone is waiting and so i decide to just turn the car on and leave. (it would have been a challenge i could hardly touch the pedals!). So then the car doesnt turn on, nothing, its like it doesnt even recoginize the key. So then My sister and i look at each other, i look in the back seat at the rolled up paper and then we look at each other again and scream. Yes, i managed to unlock and get into another persons car. Had the key worked i would have unintentionally stolen the car. So my sister and i are screaming then the panic sets in when we realize we better get the fuck out of that car. So we grab our stuff and literally run away from the car. The person waiting for our spot was liek WTF and we jsut kept running. Then we get half way home and my sister says "omg are my keys in your car because i think i might have left them in the other persons car." Luckily we find them. But we decided to entertain the possibilities of how we would explain our keys being locked in a strangers car to that stranger. Good times! My sister decided that when we are combined our brain power reduces to about 0. YES!