Quickie fic
Title: Stupid Umbrella (and silly convo it brings to our shining singers)
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Genre: Fluff/Crack?
Summary: Based on a quick MSN convo with nekohae about strong autumn wind and broken umbrella XDD And maybe bcoz I'm bored with my school routine^^
Onew was in the living room watching KBS Music Bank (with some protests from Key beforehand, claiming that he should not watch that after they claimed him as a coward), when Jonghyun came back from Heechul’s apartment. The chilly atumn wind and random rainy days have made everyone worried about their health. Though Jonghyun went out to drink with their sunbae anyway so at least he was warm.
“Hyung.....look at my umbrella”
Onew turned and looked at the poorly broken umbrella (with that shining gabu gabu pattern, whatever the turtle's name-must be Minho’s doings) in Jonghyun’s hand, still dripping wet with water.
“Don’t forget to clean it up before Kibum kills you?”
Jonghyun pouted at him and sat down next to him instead went to take a cloth to wipe the water.
“But hyung....my umbrella is broken now....”
Onew smiled and patted Jonghyun’s shoulder. “It’s okay, Jjong-ah. You’re back safe and healthy, that’s what important”
Jonghyun pouted again and this time he added Taemin’s big twinkling eyes. Onew wondered since when magnae’eyes were contagious like that.
“Hyuuuung......my umbrella is broken beyond belief!! It looks so stupid now!! Just look at it!”
Well, not that Onew thought an umbrella can look stupid or anything, but he really started to think maybe his dongsaeng was drunk. Either that or he was just messing around and wanted to experience Onew condition by himself for once.
“It looks stupid? Really? Try to ask it how much 1+1”
Jonghyun blinked and stared at the umbrella for a moment before puffing his cheeks and turned to Onew again.
“No can do, hyung. It’s stupid because it’s broken, not because it lost its brain whatsoever”
Okay so maybe Jonghyun was not as drunk as what he previously thought. But since this is Onew who has Onew condition.....
“I see.....why don’t you take it to a hospital or Dr. Umbrella?”
As soon as the words were out, Onew prepared himself to be smacked with the couch pillow (because Jonghyun has his PMSing-Kibum times of his own) or got laughed at but surprisingly, Jonghyun was obviously contemplating that option.
“Does hyung know where is the Dr. Umbrella lives? It’s late, do you think it will take another patient?”
By this time Minho, who just came to the scene from shower, stopped and smiled at his hyung’s words.....but tried his best to stop a full-fledged grin when he saw the broken umbrella in Jonghyun’s hands.
“Why not?” Onew grinned at the lead singer “This is emergency, just look at it! Broken beyond belief....it’s practically dying, Jjong-ah”
There was a loud thumping sound and Taemin’s voice asking why minho has tears in his eyes and extra-wide grin on his lips.
“OMG MY UMBRELLA IS DYING!!!! KIBUUUUMM!! WHERE IS PHONE BOOK!! I NEED TO CALL DR.UMBRELLAAA!!!”
Key’s immediate response from the toilet was “Wtfaòjefjakòfjiehfuglfha!” or whatever garbles they were, Onew was too busy amazed at his dongsaeng (whom he was convinced definitely drunk).
In their joint room, Minho was too busy laughing on his pillow while Taemin was poking him to ask about who was this Dr. Umbrella.
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So yeah....and next will be the unfinished JaeBin & SeungHwan (I wonder when I'll finish them at this rate...)
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Genre: Fluff/Crack?
Summary: Based on a quick MSN convo with nekohae about strong autumn wind and broken umbrella XDD And maybe bcoz I'm bored with my school routine^^
Onew was in the living room watching KBS Music Bank (with some protests from Key beforehand, claiming that he should not watch that after they claimed him as a coward), when Jonghyun came back from Heechul’s apartment. The chilly atumn wind and random rainy days have made everyone worried about their health. Though Jonghyun went out to drink with their sunbae anyway so at least he was warm.
“Hyung.....look at my umbrella”
Onew turned and looked at the poorly broken umbrella (with that shining gabu gabu pattern, whatever the turtle's name-must be Minho’s doings) in Jonghyun’s hand, still dripping wet with water.
“Don’t forget to clean it up before Kibum kills you?”
Jonghyun pouted at him and sat down next to him instead went to take a cloth to wipe the water.
“But hyung....my umbrella is broken now....”
Onew smiled and patted Jonghyun’s shoulder. “It’s okay, Jjong-ah. You’re back safe and healthy, that’s what important”
Jonghyun pouted again and this time he added Taemin’s big twinkling eyes. Onew wondered since when magnae’eyes were contagious like that.
“Hyuuuung......my umbrella is broken beyond belief!! It looks so stupid now!! Just look at it!”
Well, not that Onew thought an umbrella can look stupid or anything, but he really started to think maybe his dongsaeng was drunk. Either that or he was just messing around and wanted to experience Onew condition by himself for once.
“It looks stupid? Really? Try to ask it how much 1+1”
Jonghyun blinked and stared at the umbrella for a moment before puffing his cheeks and turned to Onew again.
“No can do, hyung. It’s stupid because it’s broken, not because it lost its brain whatsoever”
Okay so maybe Jonghyun was not as drunk as what he previously thought. But since this is Onew who has Onew condition.....
“I see.....why don’t you take it to a hospital or Dr. Umbrella?”
As soon as the words were out, Onew prepared himself to be smacked with the couch pillow (because Jonghyun has his PMSing-Kibum times of his own) or got laughed at but surprisingly, Jonghyun was obviously contemplating that option.
“Does hyung know where is the Dr. Umbrella lives? It’s late, do you think it will take another patient?”
By this time Minho, who just came to the scene from shower, stopped and smiled at his hyung’s words.....but tried his best to stop a full-fledged grin when he saw the broken umbrella in Jonghyun’s hands.
“Why not?” Onew grinned at the lead singer “This is emergency, just look at it! Broken beyond belief....it’s practically dying, Jjong-ah”
There was a loud thumping sound and Taemin’s voice asking why minho has tears in his eyes and extra-wide grin on his lips.
“OMG MY UMBRELLA IS DYING!!!! KIBUUUUMM!! WHERE IS PHONE BOOK!! I NEED TO CALL DR.UMBRELLAAA!!!”
Key’s immediate response from the toilet was “Wtfaòjefjakòfjiehfuglfha!” or whatever garbles they were, Onew was too busy amazed at his dongsaeng (whom he was convinced definitely drunk).
In their joint room, Minho was too busy laughing on his pillow while Taemin was poking him to ask about who was this Dr. Umbrella.
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So yeah....and next will be the unfinished JaeBin & SeungHwan (I wonder when I'll finish them at this rate...)