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[mylifethrujesus]

cinderella's on her bedroom floor
she's got a crush on the guy at the liquor store
cuz Mr Charming dont come home anymore
and she forgets why she came here
sleeping beauty's in a foul mood
for shame she says
none for you dear prince, i'm tired today
i'd rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreaming

coz i dont care for your fairytales
you're so worried about the maiden though you know
she's just waiting on the next best thing

snow white is doing dishes again coz
what else can you do with seven itty-bitty men?
sends them to bed and calls up a friend
says will you meet me at midnight?
the tall blonde lets out a cry of despair says
would have cut it myself if i knew men could climb hair
i'll have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windows

coz i dont care for your fairytales
you're so worried about the maiden though you know
she's just waiting on the next best thing

once upon a time in a faraway kingdom
man made up a story said that i should believe him
go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight
but i dont want the next best thing
so i sing and hold my head down and i break these walls round me
cant take no more of your fairytale love

coz i dont care for your fairytales
you're so worried about the maiden though you know
she's just waiting on the next best thing

i dont care
i dont care
worry bout the maiden though you know
she's only waiting
spent her whole life being graded on the sanctity of patience and a dumb appreciation
but the story needs some mending and a better happy ending
coz i dont want the next best thing
nono i dont want the next best thing